Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
G+G
Bishop danced with a thumbscrew woman
C majorC G+G
Did a double-quick back flip and slid across the floor
C majorC G+G
The Catholic traffic flowed freely 'cross the river
FF C majorC G+G
And fiddlestick fiddled quick out the front door
Verse 2:
G+G
Oh baby dumpling, mama's in the back tree
C majorC G+G
If the bow breaks mama might fall
G+G C majorC
Little sad and only, baby don't be lonely
G+G C majorC G+G
Mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall
G+G FF C majorC G+G
Mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make'em fat, early in the mornin'
C majorC G+G
Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
C majorC G+G
Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace
G+G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
G+G FF C majorC G+G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born
Verse 3:
G+G
Well maverick daddy got one-eyed bridge
E minorEm C majorC
She glides like a monkey-mule kicking on the back slide
C majorC G+G
Over hill, over hill, daddy don't you spill now
G+G C majorC G+G
Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill
G+G FF C majorC G+G
Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill
Verse 4:
G+G C majorC G+G
And Billy, he's crying "Tomahawk, tomahawk, daddy better duck now"
C majorC G+G
The Mohawks, the Mohawks, they're still out there in the woods
C majorC G+G
Monatuk, Ocanuk, runnin' through my dreams now
G+G
With fire on their fingertips and indian screams
G+G FF C majorC G+G
With fire on their fingertips and feathers made of moonbeams
Instrumental:
G+G C majorC G+G x2
Verse 5:
G+G
Well early in the morning the cannoneer cried
G+G
"I seen the sailor's warning in the western sky"
C majorC G+G
Well mountain man, if you can, cut me down a fir tree
C majorC FF G+G C majorC G+G
Branches full of candlesticks for baby and me
Verse 6:
G+G C majorC
And my darling cried, she said "Honey, the weathervane
C/GC/G
Lately it's been pointing the way to heaven
C majorC G+G
Scatterbrains, scatterbrains, watch out where you fall
C majorC G+G
Champagne, champagne, a round for all the old choir boys
G+G
They're busting off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall
G+G FF C majorC G+G
They're bustin' off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make'em fat, early in the mornin'
C majorC G+G
Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
C majorC G+G
Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace
G+G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
G+G FF C majorC G+G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born
Instrumental:
G+G C majorC G+G x2
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make'em fat, early in the mornin'
C majorC G+G
Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
C majorC G+G
Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace
G+G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
G+G FF C majorC G+G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born