The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus chords by Rednex

I:

      A#
It's been a pretty long time, baby
  D#
But now, I'm back in town
   F
It's time to leave your husband
    A#
Now you know that little clown
A#
Last time we were seeing
D#
Didn't you beg for more
F
It's OK with me as long
  A#
As you do it four on the floor

PRECHORUS:

D#
This is what I'm giving you,
    A#
you'll get it all tonight
D#
You will be my lover,
  F
but not my tender wife

CHORUS:

    A#                F        A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
   A#             D#    F    A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
    A#                F        A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
   A#             D#    F    A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand

II:

   A#
I've missed the little North Pole
    D#
On the bottom of my twister
F
Here's the one-eyed-worm
      A#
Now you'll never be a sister
A#
Well, it's time to leave now
  D#
You better walk her home
F
Don't forget you underwear
A#
You look pretty stoned

PRECHORUS:

D#
This is what I'm giving you,
    A#
you'll get it all tonight
D#
You will be my lover,
  F
but not my tender wife

CHORUS:

    A#                F        A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
   A#             D#    F    A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
    A#                F        A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
   A#             D#    F    A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
    A#                F        A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
   A#             D#    F    A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
    A#                F        A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
   A#                  D#   F     A#