The Funny Song tab by Madonna

Intro:

(I'm not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third
fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)

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     (This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)

Verse 1:

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 Went down to the local bar

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 To buy my daddy a big cigar

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 When I got home he was dead

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Somebody shot him in the head

Chorus 1:

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 Oh dear daddy     you're not gonna see me grieve


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 'Cause you brought out the worst in me

This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest
of the instruments come in. I don't know for how long this is played.

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Verse 2:

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 When the funeral, it was through

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 I had myself a barbecue

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 Daddy's bones they sure taste good

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 I'd kill him myself if only I could

Chorus 2:

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 Oh dear daddy     you're not gonna see me sad


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 'Cause everything you did was bad      Iiiihaaawwwww

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

 Went down to the local bar
 To buy my daddy a big cigar
 When I got home he was dead
 Somebody shot him in the head

 Chorus 1:

    Oh dear daddy
    You're not gonna see me grieve
    'Cause you brought out the worst in me

Verse 2:

 When the funeral, it was through
 I had myself a barbecue
 Daddy's bones they sure taste good
 I'd kill him myself if only I could

 Chorus 2:

    Oh dear daddy
    You're not gonna see me sad
    'Cause everything you did was bad

    Iiiihaaawwwww