Chords with lyrics
Intro D MajorD A7A7 D MajorD A7A7 D MajorD A7A7
( A augmentedA )
B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps
B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
D MajorD D MajorD D MajorD D MajorD
There's no man in town as admired as you, you're everyone's favorite guy
B minorBm Bm/ABm/A E/G# E MajorE A augmentedA
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why
( BB )
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
A augmentedA D MajorD
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
B minorBm E minorEm E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
For there's no man in town half as manly perfect, a pure paragon!
B minorBm G+G
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
Bb majorBb Bb majorBb Bb majorBb A augmentedA
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
( C majorC )
A augmentedA A augmentedA+ D MajorD A augmentedA
Who plays darts like Gaston , Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
A augmentedA D MajorD
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
B minorBm E MajorE
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Bb majorBb A augmentedA D MajorD
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
( D MajorD )
A augmentedA A/A#
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
A/BA/B A/C A/C#A/C#
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! Too much? ...Yep
( E MajorE )
A augmentedA A augmentedA+ D MajorD A augmentedA
No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston
A augmentedA D MajorD
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
B minorBm E minorEm E minorEm A augmentedA B minorBm
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver and beasts of the field say a prayer
B minorBm G+G Bb majorBb
First, I carefully aim for the liver, then I shoot from behind
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
Is that fair? I don't care
( FF )
D MajorD A augmentedA
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
A augmentedA D MajorD
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
B minorBm E MajorE Bb majorBb A augmentedA D MajorD
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits) Ten points for Gaston!
Ponte
F#F# B minorBm E MajorE A augmentedA
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
A augmentedA B minorBm Bm/ABm/A
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
E/G# E MajorE A augmentedA
So I'm roughly the size of a bar ge!
( G+G )
A augmentedA A augmentedA+ D MajorD A augmentedA
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
A augmentedA Bb7Bb7
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
D/AD/A E/G# E MajorE
I use antlers in all of my decorating
A augmentedA A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
Say it again
E/G# E MajorE E MajorE D MajorD E MajorE
Who's a man among men?
G+G E/G# A augmentedA B minorBm
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
G+G F#7F#7 B minorBm
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
G+G E/G# A augmentedA B7B7
There's just one guy in town, who's got all of it down
E minorEm A augmentedA
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
A augmentedA
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before
D MajorD Bb majorBb A augmentedA D MajorD
Gaston!