Kill The Director chords by The Wombats

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

* = single strum


Verse 1:
C*
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
G*
Oh, what a skill to have,
D*
Oh, what a skill
C*
To have so many skills that make her distinctive
G*
But they're not mine to have,
D*
No, they're not mine
C

Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper
G
Though I don't care about the soaps;
D                               C
No, I don't care about the soaps...
G                                    D               C
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode!


Chorus:
C
G
If this is a rom-com
D                  C
Kill the director!
G
If this is a rom-com
D                  C
Kill the director, please!


Verse 2:
C
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
G                            D
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
    C
And this is my head and this is my spout
G                   D
They work together; they can't figure anything out
C
So with the angst of a teenage band
G                           D                            C
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
G*                          D*                           C
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand...


Chorus:
C
G
If this is a rom-com
D                  C
Kill the director!
G
If this is a rom-com
D                  C
Kill the director!
G
If this is a rom-com
D                  C
Kill the director, please!


Outro:
C          Am
This is no Bridget Jones
G          D
This is no Bridget, Bridget
C          Am
This is no Bridget Jones
G          D
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(x3)
C          Am
This is no Bridget Jones
G          C*               G*
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones...