Kill The Director Ukulele chords by The Wombats

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:

F
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
C                         G
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have
F
So, many skills that make her distinctive
C                             G
But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine
F
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
C

No, I don't care about the soaps
G                                 F
No, I don't care about the soaps
C                                    G
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode

Chorus:

F Dm

C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director

F Dm

C
If this is a rom-com
G                     F
Kill the director, please

Verse 2:

F
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
      C                      G
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
    F
And this is my head and this is my spout
C                   G
They work together, they can't figure anything out
F
So, with the angst of a teenage band
C                           G                            F
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
C*                          G*
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

Chorus:

F Dm

C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director

F Dm

C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director

F Dm

C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director, please

BREAK:

MUTE STRINGS AND STRUM

Outro:

F          Am
This is no Bridget Jones
C          G
This is no Bridget, Bridget
F          Am
This is no Bridget Jones
C          G
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(x3)
F          Am
This is no Bridget Jones
C           F*               C*
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones

(*=SINGLE STRUM)