Chords with lyrics
G+G D MajorD
When I run into friends of mine I haven't seen in years,
D MajorD G+G
They give me the once over then their eyes well up with tears.
G+G C majorC
Then they pronounce me 'looking great', I haven't changed a bit,
G+G D MajorD C majorC Bm7Bm7 D MajorD G+G
I flash 'em back a feeble smile: I know I look like sh*t.
G+G D MajorD
'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak.
D MajorD G+G
I'm a human being, but I look like I reek.
G+G C majorC
And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it,
G+G D MajorD C majorC Bm7Bm7 D MajorD G+G
'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like sh*t.
C majorC G+G
Sh*t comes in different colors and consistencies,
A7A7 D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses.
G+G D MajorD
The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six,
D MajorD G+G
I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlour tricks?
G+G C majorC
Life's a job you're fired from, unless of course you quit,
Bm7Bm7 G+G D MajorD C majorC Bm7Bm7 D MajorD G+G
Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like sh*t?
D MajorD E minorEm G+G
Let's ask him! 'scuse me? No, over here!
G+G D MajorD
Although I know it's natural, I still can't understand.
G+G
Once I looked like a million bucks, now, more like two grand.
G+G C majorC
We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it?
G+G C majorC Bm7Bm7 D MajorD G+G
Times flies when you f**k around and then you look like sh*t!
G+G C majorC
Oh, ain't it the truth, brothers and sisters?
C majorC G+G
Sh*t comes in different colors and consistencies,
A7A7 D MajorD D6D6
'Sh*t's a gift we make', Freud said, here, take mine won't you please '
G+G D7D7 D MajorD
Growing old ain't easy, it's a process so they say.
G+G
We proceed to our grand finale, every single day.
C majorC
But dying doesn't worry me, I'm not bothered a bit,
G+G D MajorD C majorC Bm7Bm7 D MajorD G+G