Kiss Off Ukulele chords by Violent Femmes

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

UKULELE:
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INTRO:
     Am F Am F Am Am


VERSE 1:

I need someone, a person to talk to.....Someone who'd care to love
      F          Am
Could it be you?.....Could it be you-hoo?

Situation gets rough, then I start to panic.....It's not enough, it's just a habit
         F                Am     F
Hey, kid, you're sick.....Well, darling, this is iiiiitttt

CHORUS 1:
         G7        F         G7          F
You can all just kiss off into the air.....Behind my back, I can see them stare
        G7        F            G7           F      G7
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind.....They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
             F      G7              F          G7
Yeah, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!).....They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
          F          G7              F          G7     Am
They do it all the time (do it all the time!).....They do it all the time, do it all the tiiiiiime!

VERSE 2 - SPOKEN:

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!.....Oh, yeah?
          F                         Am    F G7 Am Am
Well, don't get so distressed.....Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?





BRIDGE 1 - SPOKEN:

I take 1, 1, 1 'cause you left me.....And 2, 2, 2 for my family
  F                Am
And 3, 3, 3 for my heartache.....And 4, 4, 4 for my headaches
  F                 Am
And 5, 5, 5 for my loneliness.....And 6, 6, 6 for my sorrow
  F                Am
And 7, 7 n-n-n-n-no tomorrow.....And 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for
  F               Am                                 F
But 9, 9, 9 for a lost god.....And 10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything, everything, everything!

CHORUS 2:
         G7        F         G7          F
You can all just kiss off into the air.....Behind my back, I can see them stare
        G7        F            G7           F      G7
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind.....They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
             F      G7              F          G7
Yeah, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!).....They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
       F          G7
Do it all the time (do it all the time!)
       F                                   G7   Am
Do it all the time, time, time, time, t't't't'time, time, time, time...Do it all the time!