Verse 1: A Am7 Things I don't remember D How the hell'd we get here? C How the hell did we get here? A Am7 Things I don't remember D Dressed up alligators C How'd the hell we get here?
A Things I don't remember Am7 There was dressed up alligator D There was cum on the piano C Disco dancing neighbors A Who were born in mashed potatoes Am7 Caught with our pants down D Hiding in the doghouse C Figured out what we're good for A You're the sailor and I'm the port Am7 Things I don't remember D We undressed for the tailor C Your skin was lightly salted A Opened up a can of loud mouth malted Am7 High fives in your eyes D Pushed the gas and now I'm kissing your thighs C Looking for a purpose A How'd the hell'd we get here? Am7 There were things I don't remember D There was messed up alligator C There were endless conversations A No one's mouths were really moving Am7 All them dumpsters overflowing D C All my malevolent intentions Bridge: N.C. or play chord progression muted Things I don't remember (repeat) Verse 2: A I figured out what I'm good for Am7 Making anything look better D How the hell could I blame her? C Even then I was a sailor A There were jokes that never land Am7 Every hand was tipped in subliminal sand D Things I don't remember C There was undressed for the tailor A There are jokes that couldn't land Am7 There were disco dancing neighbors D They were born in mashed potatoes C There was no town Motown A There were things I don't remember Am7 Dressed up alligator D How the hell'd we get here? C How the hell'd we get here? A 5776xx Am7 5755xx D x540xx C x320xx