Hardly Ever Rains chords by Theo Katzman

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
E     F#m     E     F#m
E     B       A     E


Verse 1:
          E                 F#m
She says "honey, why're you crying"
  A                  E
I don't know what to say
          E      F#m
It's been 70 and shining
        A        E
For the last 100 days
        E                    F#m
But the whole time I've been pining
    A          G#m       F#m
The whole time I've been pained
       E                  F#m
'Cause where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains

       E              F#m
It's a Sunday in this jungle
  A                 E
A Monday 'cross the pond
    E             F#m
And you can go to prison here for
A             E
Watering your lawn
E                   F#m
And I have no explanation
    A     G#m     F#m
For why I feel so strange
    E                  F#m
But where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains, yes
E                  F#m
Where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains

Instrumental:
E     F#m     E     F#m
E     B       A     E


Verse 2:
    E              F#m
She scribbles on a napkin
  A            E
I ask if I can see
       E           F#m
It's a cowboy in a red dress
       A               E
With a hat made out of leaves
         E                 F#m
He's got wings on both his shoulders
  A         G#m       F#m
I ask "what does this mean?"
          E              F#m
She says, "Honey, it's a picture of you"
        A                   E
Well, I wish that felt like me

        E              F#m
She's a whisper in the silence
     A            E
Some pixels on my phone
      E             F#m
Sayin "no man is an island, but
A           E
Everyone's alone"
          E                    F#m
And maybe that's what keeps me smiling
      A           G#m      F#m
Maybe that's what keeps me sane, 'cause
E                  F#m
Where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains
     E                  F#m
Yes, where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains

Instrumental:
E     F#m     E     F#m
E     B       A     E

Verse 3:
    E                 F#m
She calls me from the airport
A               E
Just to say goodbye
    E                     F#m
And that's when it starts pouring
A                 E
Teardrops from my eyes
    E               F#m
And I don't have my hopes up
    A       G#m     F#m
But I don't have no shame, 'cause
E                  F#m
Where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains

         E                  F#m
Then the lightning hits the concrete
    A          E
The thunder is delayed
    E            F#m
But I can hear a heartbeat
       A              E
From a hundred miles away
    E             F#m
And I ain't in no danger
    A    G#m    F#m
But I am still afraid
       E                  F#m
'Cause where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains
     E                  F#m
Yes, where I come from, honey
   A           E
It hardly ever rains

Instrumental:
E     F#m     E     F#m
E     B       A     E     x2