Community Property chords by Steel Panther

Arpejo 1:

Eb|---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
Bb|--0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4|
Gb|-2---2---1---1---4---4---|
Db|-------------------------|
Ab|-------------------------|
Eb|-------------------------|

Arpejo 2:

Eb|---0---0---0---0---0-----|
Bb|--0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2--4-----|
Gb|-2---2---1---1-----4-----|
Db|-------------------------|
Ab|-------------------------|
Eb|-------------------------|

        A5(9)                     C#m7
I would give you the stars in the sky
                    B4
But they're too far away
A5(9)                       C#m7
If you were a hooker, you'd know
                B4
I'd be happy to pay
A5(9)                  C#m7
If suddenly you were a guy
                B4
I'd be suddenly gay

          E5      A5(9)    B4
'Cause my heart belongs to you
   E5      A5(9)    B4
My love is pure and true
   E5      A5(9)    B4
My heart belongs to you
       A5(9) (Risca o acorde)
But my cock is community property

           A5(9)                     C#m7
You're the only girl that I like to screw
                    B4
When I'm not on the road
A5(9)                         C#m7
When I come home, my dinner's made
                      B4
And the front lawn is mowed
A5(9)
I'll kiss your mouth
      C#m7                B4
Even after you swallow my load

          E5      A5       B5
'Cause my heart belongs to you
            E5           A5         B5
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
   E5      A5       B5
My heart belongs to you
       A5(9) (Risca o acorde)      B5 C#m7
But my cock is community property

B5      C#m7    A5(9)
I wanna make it clear
A5(9)
So you retain it
B5          C#m7   A5(9)
My dick's a free spirit
A5(9) (Segura no acorde de A5(9) até entrar o solo)
And you can't restrain it
A5(9)
No, you just can't chain it down

Solo: B5 C#m7 A5(9) (4x)
(Quando eu terminar de tirar o solo, eu coloco aqui).

(Arpejo 1)
I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
(Arpejo 1)
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
(Arpejo 2)
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

          E5      A5       B5
'Cause my heart belongs to you
            E5           A5         B5
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
   E5      A5       B5
My heart belongs to you
       E5        A5         B5
But my dong is community property
             E5   A5        B5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, nah, nah...
              E5   A5            B5
Community property, oh nah, nah, nah...
              E5   A5                 B5
Community property, oh uh oh oh oh oh oooh
              E5  A5  B5
Community property,   eeeeei