Community Property Acoustic chords by Steel Panther

Verse 1:
         F                         AM
I would give you the stars in the sky
                     G
But they're too far away
    F                         AM
If you were a hooker, you'd know
                G
I'd be happy to pay
       F                AM
If suddenly you were a guy
               G
I'd be suddenly gay

Chorus:
          C        F       G
Cause my heart belongs to you
     C      F        G
My love is pure and true
    C       F        G
My heart belongs to you
         F
But my cock is community property

Verse 2:
            F                         AM
You're the only girl that I like to screw
                      G
When I'm not on the road
 F                             AM
When I come home, my dinner's made
                       G
And the front lawn is mowed
F
I'll kiss your mouth
      AM                   G
Even after you swallow my load

Chorus:
         C        F       G
Cause my heart belongs to you
     C      F        G
My love is pure and true
    C       F        G
My heart belongs to you
         F
But my cock is community property

Bridge:
F C G          AM       F
       I wanna make it clear
C         G
So you retain it
              AM     F
My dick's a free spirit
F             C        G
And you can't restrain it

Verse 3:
F                      AM
I love you so much it hurts
                   G
From my head to my feet
F                       AM
I think of you and I can't
                     G
Help but fondle my meat
F                       AM
I see your face every time
                   G
That I go out and cheat

Chorus:
         C        F       G
Cause my heart belongs to you
     C      F        G
My love is pure and true
    C       F        G
My heart belongs to you
         F