Chords with lyrics
Intro: G+G F# minorF#m
F#4
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
I am a man of means, of slender means
F#4
Each household appliance
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
Is like a new science in my town
F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
A augmentedA B minorBm
And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound
G+G
No, no, no, no, no
A augmentedA B minorBm
It's such a sad thing
(E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m)
F#4
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
Every sensible child will know what this means
F#4
The poor and the needy
G+G F# minorF#m
Are selfish and greedy on her terms
F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
A augmentedA B minorBm
And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound
G+G
No, no, no, no, no
A augmentedA B minorBm
It's such a sad thing
(E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m)
F#4
And when I'm lying in my bed
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
I think about life And I think about death
F#4 E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
And neither one particularly appeals to me
F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
In the middle of the street and die
E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m F#4
I'd lie down and die
A augmentedA G+G