Jeannies Got A Problem chords by Screeching Weasel

"Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel
(C) 1992 No Budget Productions
(P) 1992 Lookout! Records
from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD)
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com)

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["Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
A        D         A E
Jeannie's having problems ...
     A    D    E
She's got trouble ...
    A       D      A        E
If you go past her ...
   A    D   E
A completely ...

[Chorus]:
   A        G
Cause Jeannie's got a problem ....
       D
Her uterus ...
A        G
Jeannie's got a ...
       D
Her uterus is u...

[Verse]:
Her physician injected ....

[Repeat Chorus]

A       D E    A       D E
Jeannie isn't ovulating, ...
A       D E   A  E D
Jeannie isn't ...

  A             E
No simple yeast or bladder ...
    G          D         A
To the pain that Jeannie's ...
                  E
Her husband's sperm was ...
  G      D       A
Now Jeannie's ...
E       G     A(12th)
 Artificial ...
E       G        A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's ....

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating ....

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
...husbands sperm was studied and ...

E-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
  Now Jeannie's operation ...

E----------------------------------------------------
B----------10-------------10-------------------------
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
      Arti - fic -  ial ...

E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
  Fer -  ti - lize  poor ...