Chords with lyrics
"Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel
(
C majorC) 1992 No Budget Productions
(P) 1992 Lookout! Records
from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD)
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger ([email protected])
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["Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
[ 
A augmentedA / 
E MajorE / 
D MajorD ] x4
[Verse]:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA E MajorE
Jeannie's having problems ...
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
She's got trouble ...
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA E MajorE
If you go past her ...
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
A augmentedA completely ...
[Chorus]:
A augmentedA 
G+G
Cause Jeannie's got a problem ....
D MajorD
Her uterus ...
A augmentedA G+G
Jeannie's got a ...
D MajorD
Her uterus is u...
[Verse]:
Her physician injected ....
[Repeat Chorus]
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
Jeannie isn't ovulating, ...
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
Jeannie isn't ...
A augmentedA E MajorE
No simple yeast or bladder ...
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
To the pain that Jeannie's ...
E MajorE
Her husband's sperm was ...
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Now Jeannie's ...
E MajorE G+G A(12th)
Artificial ...
E MajorE G+G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's ....
[ A augmentedA / E MajorE / D MajorD ] x4
[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating ....
[Repeat Chorus twice]
[End on A augmentedA]
Lead
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B-----------------------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
...husbands sperm was studied and ...
E-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
Now Jeannie's operation ...
E----------------------------------------------------
B----------10-------------10-------------------------
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
Arti - fic - ial ...
E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor ...
