Intro: C F G Do you ever shut up? - Do you ever shut up? - whoa C F G Do you ever shut up? - Do you ever shut up? - whoa C F G Do you ever shut up? - Do you ever shut up? - whoa C F G Do you ever shut up? - Do you ever shut up? Verse 1: F C Why not gossip about Martina Hingis G Am F You can rhyme her name with cunnilingus - whoa C "The US open's a piece of piss G G C When you're a little Swiss miss"
Verse 2: F C She's at break point, this song's about my breaking point G Am F At the point of this break in the song - whoa C Why can't we all just get along? G G C Like Martina and her mom Verse 3: F C Women tennis players aren't all dykes G Am F And so what if we're on Fat Mike's - whoa C Record label G G C 'Cuz our cards are on the table Verse 4: F C And you can say that it's just a house of cards G Am F And we can say that you're just a bunch of retards - whoa C But you know that the truth is that our hearts G G Are in the right place, you know we try hard Outro: C We give it our best shot F C G G C Then we give up and go home F C G G C Then we give up and go home F C N.C. Then we give up