Never Getting Laid Chords

Key: A Intro: Fmaj7 Cmaj7 E7 Am7 D7 x2 Verse 1: Fmaj7 Cmaj7 We were so happy, why not mix it up? E7 Am7 D7 I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough Fmaj7 Cmaj7 No way to know just who you're thinking of E7 Am7 I just wish you didn't have a mind Pre-Chorus: D7 Fmaj7 (Ah) That could flip like a switch Cmaj7 Like a wandering drift E7 To a neighboring bitch Am7 D7 Fmaj7 When just the other night, you said you need me, what gives? Cmaj7 How did it come to this? E7 Boy, I know where you live

Chorus: A Baby, I'm not angry F#m7 Love you just the same Bm7 E I just hope you get agoraphobia someday C#m7 And all your days are sunny F#m7 From your window pane Bm7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A And a forever of never getting laid Verse 2: Fmaj7 Cmaj7 I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice) E7 Am7 D7 Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right ) E7 Am7 D7 And you've got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday) Pre-Chorus: Fmaj7 Was when we called it quits (Called it quits) Cmaj7 I was so confident (Confident) E7 'Til the thought of it hit Am7 D7 Fmaj7 That any given night, you could be using your lips Cmaj7 On a girl with big tits E7 Boy, I know where you live Chorus: A Baby, I'm not angry F#m7 Love you just the same Bm7 E I just hope you get agoraphobia someday C#m7 And all your days are sunny (Sunny from you) F#m7 From your window pane Bm7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A F#m7 And a forever of never getting laid (Forever) Bm7 Mm F#m7 E7 C#m7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 A A forever of never getting laid (Laid) Outro: Fmaj7 At the end of the rainbow G7 I hope you find Am7 Am7/G# Am7/G A good whole lot of nothing F#dim 'Cause you're still inside Dm7 Ddim Gsus4 C And abstinence is just a state of mind