Never Getting Laid (Ver3) Chords

Key: A Tuning: Standard Tuning Intro: E5 Bmaj7 A#sus4 Em A7 Verse: E5 Bmaj7 We were so happy, why not mix it up? A#sus4 Em A7 I'm so at peace, yeah, I can't drink enough E5 Bmaj7 No way to know just who you're thinking of A#sus4 Em A7 I just wish you didn't have a mind Pre-chorus: E5 That could flip like a switch Bmaj7 That could wander and drift A#sus4 To a neighboring bitch Em A7 When just the other night E5 You said you need me what gives Bmaj7 How did it come to this? A#sus4 A#sus4 Boy, I know where you live

Chorus: E Fm Baby I'm not angry, love you just the same A#5 D#maj I just hope you get agoraphobia some day D#maj/A# D#6/C And all your days are sunny Fm From your windowpane A#m7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A#sus4 E And a forever of never getting laid Verse: E5 Bmaj7 I think this schedule could be very nice (very nice) A#sus4 Em Call up the boys and crack a Miller Light A7 Watch the fight E5 Us girls are fun but stressful Bmaj7 Am right? (am right ) A#sus4 Em A7 And you got a right hand anyway A7 (And only yesterday) Pre-chorus: E5 Was when we called it quits Bmaj7 I was so confident A#sus4 'Till the thought of it hit Em A7 E5 That any given night you could be using your lips Bmaj7 On a girl with big tits A#sus4 A#sus4 Boy know where you live Chorus: E Fm Baby 'm not angry, love you just the same A#5 D#maj I just hope you get agoraphobia some day D#maj/A# D#6/C And all your days are sunny Fm From your windowpane A#m7 Wish you a lifetime full of happiness A#sus4 E And a forever of never getting laid Fm (Forever) A#5 Mhmmm D#maj D#maj/A# Em (A forever of never getting laid) Em Ooohhh Outro: E5 At the end of the rainbow D#madd9/A# hope you find D#maj Dmaj/A# A good whole lot of nothing Em A7 Cause you're still inside C#m7 E6add9/F# Bmaj7 And abstinence is just a state of mind CHORDS VOICINGS: Intro: Verse: and Pre-chorus: E5: 0-3-5-5-0-0 Bmaj7: 3-0-4-4-3-0 A#sus4*: 2-0-4-0-4-2 Em: 0-2-2-0-0-0 A7: 0-0-2-0-2-0 Chorus: E: 0-2-2-1-0-0 Fm*: 0-4-6-6-5-4 A#5*: 2-4-4-0-0-2 D#maj*: 0-2-4-4-4-2 D#maj/A#: 0-0-4-4-4-0 Fm*: 0-4-6-6-5-4 A#m7: 2-0-2-2-2-0 A#sus4*: 2-0-4-0-4-2 E: 0-2-2-1-0-0 Outro: E5: 0-3-5-5-0-0 D#m add9/A#*: 0-2-4-4-3-2 D#maj: 0-2-4-4-4-0 Dmaj/A#: 0-4-4-4-0-0 Em: 0-2-2-0-0-0 A7: 0-0-2-0-2-0 C#m7: 5-0-5-5-5-0 E6add9/F#*: 0-5-5-5-5-5 Bmaj7*: 3-0-4-4-3-0 Note: Some chords may be a bar chord, so look out for the sign(*)