Never Getting Laid (Ver2) Chords

Key: C Major ♫ Intro: F C E Am x2 ♫ Verse: F C We were so happy, why not mix it up? E Am G I'm so at peace, yeah, I can't drink enough F C No way to know just who you're thinkin' of E Am I just wish you didn't have a mind (Oh) PRE-♫ Chorus: F That could flip like a switch C That could wander and drift E To a neighboring bitch Am When just the other night F You said you need me, what gives? C How did it come to this? E Boy, I know where you live

♫ Chorus: A Baby, I'm not angry F#m Love you just the same Bm E I just hope you get agoraphobia some day C#m And all your days are sunny F#m From your window pane Bm Wish you a lifetime full of happiness E A And a forever of never getting laid ♫ Verse: F C I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice) E Am Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight F C Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right ) E Am And you've got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday) PRE-♫ Chorus: F Was when we called it quits (Called it quits) C I was so confident (Confident) E 'Til the thought of it hit Am That any given night F You could be using your lips C On a girl with big tits E Boy, I know where you live ♫ Chorus: A Baby, I'm not angry F#m I love you just the same Bm E I just hope you get agoraphobia some day E C#m F#m And all your days are sunny (Sunny) from your window pane From your window pane Bm I wish you a lifetime full of happiness E A F#m Bm And a forever of never getting laid (Forever, mm) E A C#m F#m Bm E A A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm) Part II: ♫ Verse: At the end of the rainbow I hope you find A good whole lot of nothing D 'Cause you're still inside And abstinence is just a state of mind