Chords with lyrics
"Monster" album by REM
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"WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?"
(Solo taken from _Guitar World_ January 1995)
Intro: 
D MajorD 
G+G D MajorD G+G
A augmentedA D MajorD 
B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
"What's ..
A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm 
E MajorE
I was ..
G+G A augmentedA
I ..
G+G A augmentedA
Tunnel ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
You ..
A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA *Fill1 G+G
I'd ..
A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm *Fill2 E MajorE
Richard ..
G+G A augmentedA
A majorA ..
G+G A augmentedA
You ...
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
You ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
Chords over solo: B minorBm A augmentedA (x3)
A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
Solo:
(grad. release)
e-----------------------------|-------------------------------|-
B-----------------------------|--------------7----------------|-
G---7b-----(7)----(7)------6--|--6--4--7---------4---4--4--4--|-
D-----------------------------|-------------------------------|-
A-----------------------------|-------------------------------|-
E-----------------------------|-------------------------------|-
(grad. bend)
e------------------------|-------------------------------|-
B------------------------|-------------------------------|-
G---4------7b---(7)--4---|--7b------------------7--------|-
D-------7----------------|-------------------------7--7--|-
A------------------------|-------------------------------|-
E------------------------|-------------------------------|-
e---------------------|----------------|-------------|------------------------|
B------------------7--|----------------|---7---------|------------------------|
G------4---4---7------|--4---7h6---7---|----------4--|-9b----(9)--7-----------|
D--7------------------|----------------|-------------|---------------9--(9)\7-|
A---------------------|----------------|-------------|------------------------|
E---------------------|----------------|-------------|------------------------|
e------------------------|------------|-
B------------------------|------8b----|-
G------------------------|------7b----|-
D--5------------7b--(7)--|------------|-
A------------------------|------------|-
E------------------------|------------|-
A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA *Fill1 G+G
"What's ..
A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm *Fill2 E MajorE
Butterfly ..
G+G A augmentedA
You ..
G+G A augmentedA
You ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
You ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA
You ..
G+G A augmentedA
I ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA
You said ..
G+G A augmentedA
I ...
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA
You ..
G+G A augmentedA
I ..
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
End on D.
Fill 1:
e------------------
B------------------
G----9b---(9)------
D--------------7---
A------------------
E------------------
Fill 2:
e-----------------
B-----------------
G-----------------
D------5h4--------
A-------------7---
E-----------------
Rhythm Fill 1:
w/ amp tremolo
e-------------------------
B-------------------------
G-----2-------------------
D-----2-------------------
A-----0-------------------
E-------------------------
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CRUSH WITH EYELINER
Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth ([email protected])
Formatted by: Chris Bray ([email protected])
Intro: A augmentedA (with feedback, etc)
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD (x 2 with delay)
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
I ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
I ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
She's ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
She's ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
Walking ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
Will..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
She's..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
Oh ..
BB
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G
I'm ..)
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
Have ..
G+G
My ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
I'm ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
I'm ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
It's ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
She's ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
What ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
Cop ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
How ...
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
That ..
BB
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G
I'm ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
We ..
G+G
and ..
BRIDGE: B,A (2x) D,high E,G
(Solo over bridge):
e-------7------------------
B--5bhr---5--3--3bhr------- (2x) then
G---------------------5-2-0
e------------------------------------------
BB ------7----7-----7-------9-----9-----9---
G-sl/7----7----7-----7sl/9---9-----9-----9- G+G
D-----------7----7-------------9-----9-----
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
Yeah, ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
She's ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
She's ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
That ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
What ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
Life ..)
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
What ..
A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
To ..
BB
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G
I'll ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
A majorA ..
G+G
my ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G
You ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
G+G
my ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G
I'm ..)
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
Won't ..
G+G
My ..
E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA G+G E MajorE A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA G+G
End on E.
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KING OF COMEDY
Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth ([email protected])
D MajorD
Make ..
A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Make ..
C majorC G+G
Make ..
G+G A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
If you ..(before chorus hold 1st A augmentedA on this line)
D MajorD
Make ..
A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Make ..
C majorC G+G G+G A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Make ..
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
G+G C majorC G+G
Grease ..
D MajorD
Make ..
A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Make ..
C majorC G+G
Say a ..
G+G A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Don't ..
D MajorD
Make ..
A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Make ..
C majorC G+G
Make .
G+G A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
I'm ...
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ...
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..,
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
{Bridge:} 
G5G5 Slide (8x)
D MajorD
Make ..
A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
make ..
C majorC G+G
Make ..
G+G A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
let's ..
D MajorD
Make ..
A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Make ...
C majorC G+G
Make it ..
G+G A augmentedA BB A augmentedA
Make ...
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ...
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ...
{Following chords are picked:}
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm not ..
G+G C majorC G+G
I'm ..
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I DON'T SLEEP, I DREAM
Chords/Tab by: Trygve Sandven Haaland ([email protected]) and
Bryan Killingsworth ([email protected])
[Riff]:
e---0--7--0------------0-
B----5--5---5sl/3--0h3---
G-0---4--4--------------- (8x)
D------------------------0
[Riff]
I'm ..
do ..
You ..
Be ..
You ..
Hooray ..
There's ..
You ..
G+G 
E minorEm
Said ..
G+G E minorEm
I ..
G+G E minorEm G+G E minorEm
I'll ..
[Riff]
Are ..
You ..
You ..
Hooray ..
Are ..
Do ..
A minorAm I ..
G+G E minorEm
I ..
G+G E minorEm
I ..
G+G E minorEm G+G E minorEm
I'll ..
[Riff]
I'm ..
can ...
Some ...
Hooray ..
I'm ..
Pinch ..
Don't ..
G+G E minorEm
you ..
G+G E minorEm
I ..
G+G E minorEm G+G E minorEm
I'll ..
G+G E minorEm
Leave ...
G+G E minorEm
I don't ..
G+G E minorEm G+G E minorEm
I'll ..
[Riff to end]
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STAR 69
Intro: | BB | E MajorE | A augmentedA | 
F#F# | x2
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F# BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
You ..
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F# BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
What ..
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
Where ..
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
you ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
I ..
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
extortion ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I know ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I know ...
Star 69.
| BB | E MajorE | A augmentedA | F#F# | x2
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
I know ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
I know ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
Three ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
I ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
This ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I know ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I know ...
Star 69.
{Break:} B-3bw3r(pickoff)0-
| BB | E MajorE | A augmentedA | F#F# | x2
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F# BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
Why'd ..
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F# BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
This ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
I ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
Don't ...
BB E MajorE A augmentedA F#F#
You ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I ...
BB F#F# BB F#F# BB F#F# A augmentedA
I ...
| BB | E MajorE | A augmentedA | F#F# |
Star 69.
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STRANGE CURRENCIES
TABed by Steve Krulewtz ([email protected])
Thanks to Chris Bray ([email protected]) for lyrics and first draft of TAB.
Fill:
e-|-----------
B-|-----------
G-|-----------
D-|--2p0---0--
A-|------3----
E-|-----------
Pattern 1:
C majorC 
Fmaj7Fmaj7 C majorC Fmaj7Fmaj7
e-|--------3-----------3-----------3-----------3------
B-|------1---1-------1---1-------1---1-------1---1----
G-|------------0---2-------2-----------0---2-------2--
D-|----2---------3-------------2---------3------------
A-|--3-----------------------3------------------------
E-|---------------------------------------------------
Pattern 2:
C majorC Fmaj7Fmaj7 
Am7Am7 
DmDm G+G
e-|--------3-----------------------1-----------3------
B-|------1---1-------1-----1-----3---3-------3---3----
G-|------------0---2-----0-----2-------2---0-------0--
D-|----2---------3-----2-----0------------------------
A-|--3------------------------------------------------
E-|--------------------------------------3------------
[Fill] [Pattern 1]
[Pattern 1]
I ..
[Pattern 2]
When I ..
[Pattern 1]
and I ..
but ..,
[Pattern 2]
turn ..
C majorC G+G 
FF C majorC FF G+G
These ..
C majorC G+G FF C majorC DmDm G+G
These ..
[Fill]
[Pattern 1]
The ..
[Pattern 2]
But ..
[Pattern 1]
Going ...
ring ...
[Pattern 2]
Couldn't ...
C majorC G+G FF C majorC FF G+G
These ..."
C majorC G+G FF C majorC DmDm G+G
These ..
A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
I ..
A minorAm Fmaj7Fmaj7 Am7Am7 DmDm
What ..
G+G
I ...
[Pattern 1]
You ...
[Pattern 2]
And ...
[Pattern 1]
I need ...
a word..
[Pattern 2]
just ...
C majorC G+G FF C majorC FF G+G
These ...
C majorC G+G FF C majorC DmDm G+G
These ...
C majorC G+G FF C majorC FF G+G
These words...
C majorC G+G FF C majorC DmDm
These ..
G+G
say ...
C majorC G+G FF C majorC FF G+G
C majorC G+G FF C majorC DmDm G+G
[Fill]
End on a C majorC chord
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TONGUE
Tab by : Trygve Sandven Haaland
Capo on 1st fret => E MajorE = F, A=Bb etc.
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
call ....
E MajorE A augmentedA 
G# minorG#m
90 to ...
you ...
I am ...
ugly ...
anybody ...
you ...
I ...
D MajorD G+G D MajorD G+G
don't ...
D MajorD 
F# minorF#m G+G F# minorF#m A augmentedA
It ..
please ...
I ...
toss ...
box ...
scratch ...
please ...
don't ...
it ...
Chords over solo: (
Dsus2Dsus2)? (A?) E MajorE A augmentedA G+G F#m-A
call ...
your ..
caramel ...
it ...
you ...
it ...
please ...
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BANG AND BLAME
(Liberated from January 1995 _Guitar for the Practicing Musician_)
(Buy it for a more complete version)
TABed by: Chris Bray ([email protected])
Chords used:
Amadd2: xx7500
G6: xx5430
A, C, G, B, 
Bb majorBb chords: Use E-shaped barre chords...
{Intro}: (Gtr. 1: w/ light dist. & delay set at 484 milliseconds)
A minorAm
E-|----------------------------|-------------------------|
B-|----------------------------|-------------------------|
G-|-o----5---(5)---(5)---(5)---|--(5)---(5)---(5)---(5)--|
D-|-o----7---(7)---(7)---(7)---|--(7)---(7)---(7)---(7)--|
A-|----------------------------|-------------------------|
E-|----------------------------|-------------------------|
G5G5
E-|-------------------------|----------------------------|
B-|-------------------------|----------------------------|
G-|---7---(7)---(7)---(7)---|--(7)---(7)---(7)---(7)---o-|
D-|---5---(5)---(5)---(5)---|--(5)---(5)---(5)---(5)---o-|
A-|-------------------------|----------------------------|
E-|-------------------------|----------------------------|
{Gtr2 (Clean tone)}:
Amadd2
If you ..
G6G6 Amadd2
it's ...
G6G6
You're ...
G6G6
Just ...
Amadd2
Take ...
A augmentedA C majorC A augmentedA G+G
You ...
A augmentedA C majorC BB Bb majorBb A augmentedA G6G6
You ...
Amadd2 G6G6
If ...
Amadd2
the ...
G6G6 Amadd2
your ...
G6G6 Amadd2
I'd ...
G6G6
You ..
A augmentedA C majorC A augmentedA G+G
bang...
A augmentedA C majorC Badd4
You ...
{Interlude}: (Gtr w/ distorted tone):
E5E5 let ring...
E-|----------0---------|--------0--------------|
B-|----------0---0-----|-----------0-----------|
G-|-o--------9------9--|--------------8------o-| then....
D-|-o--9--9------------|--9--9-----------9---o-|
A-|----7--7------------|--9--9-----------------|
E-|----0--0------------|--7--7-----------------|
|----------- Play Three Times ------------|
let
ring...
E-|---------0-----|---------------0----------|
B-|------------0--|-(0)--------------0-------|
G-|---------------|------6--------------6----|
D-|---7--7--------|------------------------7-|
A-|---7--7--------|----------7---------------|
E-|---5--5--------|--------------------------|
{Gtr2 (Clean tone)}:
A minorAm G5G5
You've ...
A minorAm G5G5
I've ..
Amadd2 G6G6
who ..,
Amadd2 G6G6
Stop ...
Amadd2 G6G6 Amadd2
(Ooh.)_______________ (Ooh.)_______________
G6G6
You ....
A augmentedA C majorC A augmentedA G+G
You ...
A augmentedA C majorC BB Bb majorBb
Bang, ...
A augmentedA C majorC A augmentedA G+G
You ...
A augmentedA C majorC BB Bb majorBb E MajorE
Bang...
A augmentedA G6G6
Amadd2 G6G6
You ..
Amadd2 G6G6
You ..
Amadd2 G6G6
(Ooh.)________________
You ...
Amadd2 G6G6
(Ooh.)________________
Amadd2 G6G6
(Ooh.)_____________________________________
E-|------0h5p0-------0h5p0---|--------------|---3p0---------3p0-|
B-|----5-----------5---------|-- --|--------3p0--------|
G-|-o------------------------|-- % --|-------------4-----|
D-|-o------------------------|-- --|-------------------|
A-|--------------------------|-- --|-------------------|
E-|--------------------------|--------------|-------------------|
Repeat
and fade...
E-|-(0)--3p0----3p0---3p0-----|
B-|---------------------------|
G-|-------------------------o-| Rest approx. 15 seconds then...
D-|-------------------------o-|
A-|---------------------------|
E-|---------------------------|
Repeat and fade...
E-|----------2---------------|--------------------|
B-|-------0---------------3--|--(3)---------------|
G-|-o-----------0----4-------|------------------o-| The End.
D-|-o--4---------------------|------------------o-|
A-|--------------------------|--------------------|
E-|--------------------------|--------------------|
(w/light dist. & amp vibrato)
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I TOOK YOUR NAME
Chords/tab by : Trygve Sandven Haaland
D MajorD E MajorE
I wore ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
If ..
D MajorD E MajorE
who's ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I'm ..
D MajorD E MajorE
NASA ...
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD
If ..
E MajorE
who's ..
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
who's ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ...
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
and ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
dirty ...
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD
If ..
E MajorE
who's ..
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
who's ..
{Break:}
B-------------------9>7---------------7>5--
G--9-9-9-9>11-11-11-----7-7-7-7>9-9-9------
D--9-9-9-9>11-11-11-----7-7-7-7>9-9-9------ repeat
A--7-7-7-7>9--9--9------5-5-5-5>7-7-7------
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE (repeat)
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I'll ..
D MajorD E MajorE
devil ..
D MajorD E MajorE
I ..
D MajorD E MajorE
but ..
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD
If ..
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD
If ..
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD
If ..
E MajorE
who's ..
C majorC A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
who's ..
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LET ME IN
E minorEm 
D/F#D/F#
Yeah, ..
E minorEm G5G5 D/F#D/F#
in...
E minorEm D/F#D/F#
We ...
E minorEm G5G5 D/F#D/F#
We ...
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm
Heyyyyyy...
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC E minorEm
Heyyyyyy...
E minorEm D/F#D/F#
I ..,
E minorEm G5G5 D/F#D/F#
mister ...
E minorEm D/F#D/F#
He ..
E minorEm G5G5 D/F#D/F#
to ...
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm
Heyyyyyy, ..
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC E minorEm
Heyyyyyy, ...
{Break:} D/F#D/F#
E minorEm D/F#D/F#
I had ...
E minorEm G5G5 D/F#D/F#
I've ...
E minorEm D/F#D/F#
All ...
E minorEm G5G5 D/F#D/F#
Clumsy...
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm
Heyyyyyy, ..
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC E minorEm
Heyyyyyy, ...
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm
Heyyyyyy, ..
A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC E minorEm
Heyyyyyy, ...
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CIRCUS ENVY
Chords by: Trygve Sandven Haaland ([email protected]) and
Bryan Killingsworth ([email protected])
{Use power chords}
{Riff:} (I've got 2 versions, let me know which sounds better)
>From Bryan Killingsworth ([email protected]):
Riff: {Drop-D tuning}
d--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10-
A--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10- (repeat)
D--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10-
>From Trygve Sandven Haaland ([email protected]):
Riff:
G+G --2-2-0-2---2-2-0-2-3-2-0--
D MajorD --0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0--
[Riff]
Here ..
Welcome ...
I ..
My ..
I'm ..
A augmentedA G+G
I've ..
A augmentedA G+G
I'm ..
A augmentedA G+G NC
Put ...
[Riff]
Here ..
Make ..
The ..
I'd ..
he ..
A augmentedA G+G
I've ..
A augmentedA G+G
I'm ..
A augmentedA G+G NC
Put ..
Bridge: | A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | FF | A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | E MajorE |
| A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | FF | A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | E MajorE |
[Riff]
If I ..
I ..
I'd ..
and
This ...
A augmentedA G+G
I've ..
A augmentedA G+G
I'm ...
A augmentedA
Put ...
A augmentedA G+G NC
Put ...
Bridge: | A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | FF | A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | E MajorE |
| A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | FF | A augmentedA | C majorC | D MajorD | E MajorE |
(you're ..
you ..
{Continue with the bridge progression until end.}
If ..
I'd ..
When ..
and ..
This ..
(you're ..
you ..
Do ..
Do ..
{End on riff.}
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YOU
>From Bryan Killingsworth ([email protected]):
'You' off Monster is Dm, 
G minorGm for the verse and it holds A minorAm
for awhile and goes to C majorC for the chorus (I think)...with a DmDm
riff during the verses (the notes are pretty much in the chord,
hammer-on on the 2nd fret of G+G string and open D MajorD string).
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[email protected] | Chris Bray
[email protected] | University of Arkansas, Fayetteville
[email protected] | WWW: http://www.engr.uark.edu/~csb1
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I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon
was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand,
pretending like he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
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