Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
C majorC D MajorD FF C majorC
Verse:
C majorC D MajorD
I walk down to the street, in Muffin Street
FF C majorC
I see a poor old woman leaving her car
D MajorD
I walk up to her and I say the following words;
FF C majorC
"Give me the damn keys, you little hamburger"
D MajorD
I walked up to the 7-11
FF C majorC
I started buying myself some gummy worms
D MajorD
Turns out that I forgot my credit card
FF
So I pull out my gun and say;
C majorC C majorC
"I want this shit for free, you little potato"
D MajorD
"You little hamburger"
FF
"You muffinhead"
C majorC
"You dunderhead"
C majorC
"You little potato"
D MajorD
"Gosh darnit"
FF
"The police are here"
C majorC
"Fudge my life"
(Karl)
C majorC
My name is BadBoyHalo and I forgot
D MajorD
Just one thing
FF C majorC
I love signs in Minecraft that say "I LOVE PENIS"
D MajorD
My name is BadBoyHalo, what the muffin is up
FF C majorC
I'll tell you what's up; it's a sign that says "I LOVE PENIS"
(Quackity)
C majorC D MajorD
I'm driving down 123 Street
FF C majorC
Breaking the law; well you know me
D MajorD
I'm going 20 miles over the limit
FF C majorC
And I have ran over my buddy Skeppy
D MajorD
"Skeppy, what are you doing in the road "
FF C majorC
"You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinfuck"
D MajorD
It turns out I have ran over somethin' of yours
FF C majorC
It seems I have ran over your penis
C majorC
My tire has ruined your face
D MajorD
My tire has ruined your life
FF C majorC
And I have to say something; I have fudged up
I have fudged up
D MajorD
I have ruined your entire life
FF C majorC
Heck, I'm gonna build you a statue
(It's gonna be a penis)
C majorC D MajorD D MajorD FF FF C majorC C majorC
(I love signs that say penis)
Little hamburger penis
( this part of the song is picked. For C majorC and FF it is the strings A augmentedA BB A augmentedA G. For D MajorD it is the stings D MajorD e D MajorD BB)
C majorC D MajorD
20 years later, I just got outta jail
FF C majorC
I hop on the SMP, I gotta make things right
D MajorD
I go ontop of my house and I start to work
FF C majorC
I start making the statue of Skeppy
D MajorD FF
I count every detail; I make sure everything is right
C majorC
Finally finished, oh wait there's one more thing to do
(still picking)
C majorC
i'm Doing his beautiful eyes
D MajorD
And his beautiful face
FF C majorC
I'm doing all the things that make him human
D MajorD
I think my best friend is the greatest
FF C majorC
That's why I gave him pissbrows