No Cock Like Horse Cock chords by Pepper Coyote

Intro

verse 1
C              Am
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
C              Am
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
F            C
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
   G
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say

verse 2
C              Am
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
C                  Am
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
F            C
This molded silicone has got me begging please
G

Give me more of what I really need

Chorus 1
        F      C
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G         Am
Send your asshole into shock
     F       C
You need horse cock of course-cock
G
Grab the lube and slam the day away

verse 3
C             Am
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
C            Am
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
F              C
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
G
Slip it in and out be dripping goo

Chorus 2(Dampened)
     F     C
As I take more cock, horse cock
G         Am
Shut the door and turn the lock
  F      C
Is your cock a horse cock?
G
You will never hear me saying neigh

Chorus 3
        F      C
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G       Am
Rub my dick inside a sock
F        C
Don't stop now, horse cock
G
Stretch out my insides and make me bray

Outro
repeat:
     F      C
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
G Am
scatting
F      C
Horse cock, horse cock
G G
scatting