Xmas Has Been Xed chords by NOFX

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro

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G/---0----------------2-----------4-------|
D/--------------0--------------5----------|
A/3---------------------------------------|
E/-----------------1----------------------|

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D/5555-7777-1212-1010-5555-5555-7777-1212-1010----------------|
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Verse
C majorC                 DmDm
It's funny how some fables became historic
G+G                     A minorAm
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
FF                    C majorC
But people will believe anything if it's written
DmDm                G+G
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
C majorC           DmDm
December 25th has been blacklisted
G+G                     A minorAm
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
C majorC                 FF
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
G+G
Xmas has been X'd

Chorus
      C majorC          FF
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
    G+G          C majorC
No more presents under dead trees
      A minorAm        FF
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
    G+G            C majorC
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

Verse
C majorC             DmDm
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
G+G                A minorAm
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
FF                C majorC
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
DmDm                  G+G
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
C majorC                  DmDm
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
G+G               A minorAm
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
C majorC                 FF
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
  G+G
Cuz Easter's canceled too

Chorus
      C majorC        FF
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
      G+G           C majorC
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
       A minorAm          FF
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
   G+G            C majorC
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
      FF
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
    G+G                     C majorC
No more presents (we don't need Christ) under dead trees (we got eight nights)
      A minorAm                 FF
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (they won't cancel)
    G+G                   C majorC
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve