The Irrationality Of Rationality chords by NOFX

Four options for the Am riff:

Option 1:
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-------------------------3---------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
E|-----------------------3---3-------|

Option 2:
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------3---------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
E|-----------------------3---3-------|

Option 3:
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------5---------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----5-3-5-------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----5---5-------|
E|-----------------------3---3-------|

Option 4:
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----3-1-3-------|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----3-1-3-------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-2-0-------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-3-0-------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----2-3-2-------|
E|-----------------------3-1-3-------|



Intro:
Am riff x5


Verse:
Am   C     F    F       Am riff x2
Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board.
  Am        C    F    F
The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were



Chorus:
C     Am      G        C
On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide
C        Am         G         C
They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.
   C      G      F        C
When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose.
   C          G      Am riff x 4
What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?


Verse:
Am     C    F      F      Am riff x2
Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp.
   Am     C    F   F
After 16 years of service, and a family to support


Chorus
C    Am G     C
He actually started to believe
  C      Am         G       C
The weaponry and chemicals were for national defense.
    C      G        F       C
'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.
C           G           Am riff x 1  Am G G C~
The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to.


Bridge:
Am C F F


Verse:
Am    C       F   F       Am riff x2
Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids.
Am         C  F    F
She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.


Chorus
C      Am           G    C
It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees.
C         Am        G        C
Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds.
  C         G     F        C
But when she shot that family and moved into their home,
  C       G       C~
The paper read she suffered from dementia.


Outro:
G F G  Am Am