One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville chords by NOFX

ONE WAY TICKET TO FUCKNECKVILLE

Intro:
-C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E----|G5
-C5---C5/A----B5/G---Am--F5---F5---G5/E-----|G5
No Chord

C       C/A
No sleep 'til Fuckneckville,

B/G              Am     G
it's kind of funny you may not realize it until
      C          C/A
phone call stop,   can't get laid,
F                   G/E       G
you find out where the parties were some time the next day

D             F
one way ticket to seclusion, now your losin'
D              F     C C/F
 C/open D
one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke
  F                    G
is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to
     C            Am
make us feel less significant than you


F
we're all chippin' in the purchase you a
G           G/E  G   C
one way first class ticket outta town

Repeat Intro :	-C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E---G5
pause

    C       C/A
millions sold, a mega star,
     B/G          Am     G
there's a million assholes with ten million guitars
      C         C/A
enjoy it now, soon it ends,
F               G/E     G
suddenly you find yourself without any friends

D             F           C
 C/E C/open D
one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you
D              F
D
you've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness


F                       G
go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about
C                   Am
what you had for breakfast then for lunch
F                             G       Am
we're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smash it in your face
F                     G
go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert
        C             Am
 and how your new record's gonna top the charts
F
we don't care 'bout your expenses,
G           G/E   G   C
we just wanna have a laugh at your expense


Outro: C---C/A---B/G---E---F---F---G/E---G

Chord Definitions:

B/G	 C/open d <---self explanatory
e---x   e--x
b---x	 b--x
G---x   g--x
D---5   d--x-|
A---2   a--3--|
E---x   e--x

C/E    C/A
e---x   e---x-|
b---x   b---x-|
g---x   G---x-|
d---2   D---7-|
a---3   A---3-|
e---x   E---x-|

C/F	  G/E
e---x    e---x-|
b---x    b---x-|
g---x    g---x-|
d---3    d---x-|
a---3    a---7-|