Heavy Petting Zoo tab by NOFX

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Advanced

AUGUST 8TH
The Power Chord in this song are these :

          C5  G5  A5  F5  E5
        E|-----------------------------|
        B|-----------------------------|
        G|---5-------------------------|
        D|---5----5----7----3----2-----|
        A|---3----5----7----3----2-----|
        E|--------3----5----1----0-----|

Intro: C, G, Am, G, C, G, F, C  (pick one string per ticks)
Verse:
C   G   Am      G
birds sing, there's not a cloud in the sky
C      G    F     C
yeah august 8th is a beautiful day
i see a bunch of hippies cryin
yeah august 8th is a beautiful day
C5     G5    A5    G5
like wakin up from a real bad dream
C5  G5   F5    C5
suddenly everything is OK
the storm has passed the sun is shining
yeah august 8th is a beautiful day
CHORUS:
A5       F5       G5            E5
what's goin on? what's goin on? is somethin bumming your scene
there's somethin wrong, there's somethin wrong, i'm not tryin to be mean
Verse2:
the air is sweet the summer flowers bloomin
nowhere in sight is there anything gray
feeling of joy are fillin the street
yeah august 8th is a beautiful day
like waking up from a fucked up dream
suddenly everything' lookin good
there's been no permanenet damage done
yeah august 8th came right when it should
CHORUS
Verse3:
poor jeff, poor little timmy turtle
stayin home on such a beautiful day...

PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTHROPIST
Intro: G, F, C
Play the guitar solo on the intro chords
  G             F      D
E|--------------------------|---------------------------|
B|--------------------------|---------------------------|
G|--------------------------|---------------------------|
D|--------------------------|---------------------------|
A|-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--3--2--|3--3--3-3-2----------------|
E|--------------------------|-------------3--3-3--3-3---|

  G             F      D
E|--------------------------|---------------------------|
B|--------------------------|---------------------------|
G|--------------------------|---------------------------|
D|--------------------------|5-5--5-5-5-7--7-7--5--4-5--|
A|-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--3--2--|---------------------------|
E|--------------------------|---------------------------|

G                   F    C
there's something wrong with mass consumption
G               F   C
why do we want what we don't need?
G    F       C      BES
alcohol burn it clean asphalt methamphetamine
   G    F   G      C       G   E
will make it seem alright, gonna make it seem alright
C      D      G
livin in the hunger underground
G                       E
some people say i got a problem with authority so
       C         D        G
what if i do man it beats relinquishing control
CHORUS:
A           D
philthy phil philanthropist
G                  C
you've taken when you should've give away
 (same chords)
philthy phil you gave to us, we cannot repay
A F-A
Verse2:
there's somethin grand about bein nothing
there's somethin lame about being grand
alcohol squirtin gun no more holidays in the sun
that's me not being you that's me not being you
either part of the solution or the problem
can there not be a middle ground for just the anybody?
replace superman with joe ordinary
CHORUS
A F-A
CHORUS
G, F, C

RELEASE THE HOSTAGES
Intro:
guitar  none                           ]
    G|--------------------------|--------------------------|  ]
bass  D|--------------------------|--------------------------|  ]x2
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|  ]
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------|  ]

guitar   A5
    G|--------------------------|--------------------------|
bass  D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

guitar   C5
    G|--------------------------|--------------------------|
bass  D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

guitar   G5            F5
    G|--------------------------|--------------------------|
bass  D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

guitar   A5            C5
    G|--------------------------|--------------------------|
bass  D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

guitar   G5            F5
    G|--------------------------|--------------------------|
bass  D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

guitar D|--------------------------|--------------------------| ]
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-| ]
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------| ]
                                 ]x2
    G|--------------------------|--------------------------| ]
bass  D|--------------------------|--------------------------| ]
    A|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-|-0--0--0-0-3-3--0-0--0--0-| ]
    E|--------------------------|--------------------------| ]

guitar  A5    C5    G5    F5
bass  G|-----2---|-----5---|---------|---------| ]
    D|---------|---------|-----5---|-----3---| ]x2
    A|-0-0---0-|-3-3---3-|---------|---------| ]
    E|---------|---------|-3-3---3-|-1-1---1-| ]

A5      F5      G5    E5      A5
stop! have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you
     F5     G5       E5
that you look like a star, heard it said at the
A5     C5  G5     F5
bar  so i drink cause it makes me
A5 C5          G5 F5
happier than being alone

A5    C5      G5    F5
 my good friend    johnny walker
A5     C5      G5   F5
 keeps me warm like a cunt
F5     G5     A5       G5  F5
seems like everybody's got somethin i have not
 G5      C5      G5 F5
a reason not to die, death to mr. right
   G5      C5
cause that's not me

Interlude:

guitar   A5   C5   A5   Bb5 A5
bass  G|----------------------------| ]
    D|----------------------------| ]x8
    A|-0-0-0--3-3-3--0-0-0--1-1-0-| ]
    E|----------------------------| ]

F5     G5     A5       G5  F5
seems like everybody's got something i have not
 G5      C5          G5 F5
a reason not to die so i say death to mr. right
G5     C5    G5  F5
he makes me sad yeah yeah yeah
C5    G5  F5
sad yeah yeah yeah
C5    G5  F5
sad yeah yeah yeah
C5    G5  F5
sad yeah yeah yeah
C5    G5  F5
sad yeah yeah yeah
       E5
yeah yeah yeah
       G5
yeah yeah yeah