Next Contestant chords by Nickelback

Dm

Dm     Am
I judge by what she's wearing
C       G
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Dm       Am
Off of assholes coming on to her
C        G
Each night seems like it's getting worse
Dm        Am
And I wish she'd take the night off
C     G
So I don't have to fight off
Dm      Am
Every asshole coming on to her
C     G
It happens every night she works
Dm       Am
They'll go and ask the DJ
C       G
Find out just what would she say
Dm        Am
If they all tried coming on to her
C          G
Don't they know it's never going to work
Dm         Am
They think they'll get inside her
C        G
With every drink they buy her
Dm       Am
As they all try coming on to her
C       G
This time somebody's getting hurt

C       Am
Here comes the next contestant



Dm   Am    C   G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm   Am    C   G
Is that your hand?
Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C       G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C       G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C       Am       (Dm)
There goes the next contestant



Dm   Am
I even fear the ladies
C        G
They're cool but twice as crazy
Dm       Am
Just as bad for coming on to her
C          G
Don't they know it's never going to work
Dm      Am
Each time she bats an eyelash
C     G
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Dm       Am
Everyone keeps coming on to her
C       G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C       Am
Here comes the next contestant



Dm   Am    C   G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm   Am    C   G
Is that your hand?
Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C       G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C       G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C       Am       (Dm)
There goes the next contestant



Dm     Am
I'm hating what she's wearing
C     G
Everybody here keeps staring
Dm          Am
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
C       G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C       Am
Here comes the next contestant


Dm   Am    C   G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm   Am    C   G
Is that your hand?
Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C       G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C       G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C       Am       (Dm)
There goes the next contestant


Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C        G
Each night seems like it's getting worse
Dm      Am
I wish you'd do it again
C       G
This time somebody's getting hurt

C       Am         Dm