Pregnant For The Last Time chords by Morrissey

Intro:
C  F Eb D C (x3)
G  F
C  F Eb D C


Verse:
C           F  Eb D C
Phlegm lapels for the last time
C           F  Eb D C
Corn beef legs for the last time
  G
Oh, we're so glad
      F       C  F Eb D C
That you've finally decided

Chorus:
       Eb
But then you see someone new
    Ab
And you want someone new
    Eb
So you have someone new
    Bb
I don't blame you
Eb         Ab
We would all do the same as you
  D           G
If ever we had the nerve to


Chorus:
C            F  Eb D C
Chips with cream for the last time
C              F  Eb D C
The people's friend for the last time
  G
Oh, we're so glad
      F        C  F Eb D C
That you've finally decided


C             F  Eb D C
Tiny striped socks for the last time
C            F  Eb D C
Pokes and prods for the last time
    G
And the doctor said
    F          C  F Eb D C
"don't nod your head until june !"


Chorus:
       Eb
But then you see someone new
    Ab
And you want someone new
    Eb
So you have someone new
    Bb
I don't blame you
Eb         Ab
We would all do the same as you
  D           G
If ever we had the chance to


Interlude:
C
F Eb D


Verse:
C          F  Eb D C
Sick at noon for the last time
C
And who is going to clean up ?
     F Eb D C
Would you be so kind ?
  G
Oh, everybody's staring
    F              C   F Eb D C
At the strange clothes that you're wearing


C         F  Eb D C
Bad advice for the last time
C               F  Eb D C
And people being nice for the very first time
  G
Oh, we're so glad
   F    C     F Eb D C
That you have  finally decided !