Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: D Difficulty: Novice Verse: D A Oh, you silly old man D A You silly old man D A You're making a fool of yourself G A D So get off the stage
Verse: D A You silly old man D A In your misguided trousers D A With your mascara and your Fender guitar G A D And you think you can arouse us? Chorus: A But the song that you just sang Bm G It sounds exactly like the last one D And the next one G I bet you it will sound A Like this one Verse: D A Downstage, and offstage D A Don't you feel all run in? D A And do you wonder when they will take it away? G A D This is your final fling Verse: D A But then applause ran high D A But for the patience of the ones behind you D A As a verse drags on like a month drags on G A D It's very short, but it seems very long Chorus: A And the song that you just sang Bm G It sounds exactly like the last one D And the next one G I bet you it will sound A Like this one Verse: D A So, get off the stage D A Oh, get off the stage D A And when we get down off of the stage G A D Please stay off the stage - ALL DAY! Verse: D A So, get off the stage D A Oh, get off the stage D A And when we've had our money back G A D Then I'd like your back in plaster Chorus: A Oh, I know that you say Bm G How age has no meaning D G Oh, but here is your audience now A And they're screaming: Verse: D A Get off the stage D A Oh, get off the stage D A Because I've given you enough of my time G A D And the money that wasn't even mine (Have you seen yourself recently?) Outro: D A Oh, get off the stage D A Oh, get off the stage D A G A D D A D A D A G A D For whom the bell tolls