Cliched Title For Kris chords by The Lucksmiths

G          C
I know a girl called Kris
  G          C
Who believes in God and Elvis
  G      C
And I'm an atheist
       G     C
But we get on fine

G          C
I know a girl called Kris
   G          C
Who's an astral-projectionist
      G         C
And I want nothing to do with it
        G     C
But we get on fine

G          C
I know a girl called Kris
     G      C
Who eats celery and parsnips
  G        C
And I eat fish and chips
        G     C
But we get on fine

G          C
I know a girl called Kris
   G          C
Who thinks leprechauns exist
      G         C
And I think that's a load of shit
       G     C
But we get on fine

[snare drum for 2 bars]

[whistle for 4 bars while playing G C]

     D
She's a friend of my sisters
C         G  C G G C C G
She's a friend of mine