Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
F minorFm A#mA#m C majorC F minorFm
D#D# C#C# A#mA#m C majorC
Verse 1:
F minorFm A#mA#m
Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow
C majorC F minorFm
Responsible night for a polite fellow
D#D# C#C#
Say, "Hello" to my friends and comrades
A#mA#m C majorC
Don’t tend to offend so I say perhaps
F minorFm A#mA#m
Just two drinks! As a social courtesy
C majorC F minorFm
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
D#D# C#C#
And certainly, a perfectly normal informal get together
A#mA#m C majorC
But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever
F minorFm A#mA#m
Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times
C majorC F minorFm
Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
D#D# C#C#
The whole nine, laughing, remembering all the old lines
A#mA#m C majorC
Never used to work but I could 'em give another try
F minorFm A#mA#m
Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off
C majorC F minorFm
I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
D#D# C#C#
Pick up another round as my friends depart and
A#mA#m C majorC
They may not stick around but I just got started
Chorus:
G#G# F minorFm
Feel so much better than usual
C majorC D#D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#G# F minorFm
I think that I might be beautiful
Verse 2:
F minorFm A#mA#m
Just five drinks! Fuckin' treat myself
C majorC F minorFm
Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
D#D# C#C#
Spend like God, put on airs to sell it
A#mA#m C majorC
Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
F minorFm A#mA#m
Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war
C majorC F minorFm
I’m gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
D#D# C#C#
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
A#mA#m C majorC
And I'm feeling like committing a crime
F minorFm A#mA#m
Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count?
C majorC F minorFm
I can’t remember the night, what I drank or the amount
D#D# C#C#
I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
Sorry, was I saying something?
F minorFm A#mA#m
Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the hospital
C majorC F minorFm
Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
D#D# C#C#
Another night, losing it, more than I can afford
A#mA#m C majorC
Was I just feeling bored? A minorAm I that insecure?
Chorus:
G#G# F minorFm
Feel so much better than usual
C majorC D#D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#G# F minorFm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
C majorC D#D#
Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing
G#G# F minorFm
I know that I will be ugly when
C majorC D#D#
I feel like myself again, oh
G#G# F minorFm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
Bridge:
F minorFm A#mA#m
Bottle of Scotch, served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaca
C majorC F minorFm
Vodka, Sake, kamikaze with a handle of Sherry
D#D# C#C#
A augmentedA cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, chaser, Champagne float
A#mA#m C majorC
A augmentedA Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of throat coat
F minorFm A#mA#m
Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca
C majorC F minorFm
Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness
D#D# C#C#
Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old Fashioned
A#mA#m C majorC
Dry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
F minorFm A#mA#m
Soldiering over, I'm slower, shoulder to shoulder with no one
C majorC F minorFm
Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker
D#D# C#C#
I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
A#mA#m C majorC
Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
F minorFm C# minorC#m
Try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars
C majorC F minorFm
A augmentedA billion, trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
D#D# C#C#
Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
A#mA#m C majorC
I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again
Interlude:
F minorFm A#mA#m C majorC F minorFm
D#D# C#C# A#mA#m C majorC
Chorus:
G#G# F minorFm
Feel so much better than usual
C majorC D#D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#G# F minorFm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
C majorC D#D#
Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing
G#G# F minorFm
I know that I will be ugly when
C majorC D#D#
I feel like myself again, oh
G#G# F minorFm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
Outro:
G+G G7G7
My vision is blurry as long as I'm thirsty
G+G G#G# G#G# F minorFm
Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me