Asshole chords by Living Colour

A S S H O L E


INTRO: Eb B C# Ab
    Eb B C# Ab G F# X4

D     Eb
I heard a tree.
   E      F
It was talking to me.
F    Eb  F  G Bb     Eb F G Bb
It said "You are an asshole."

D    Eb
A honey bee
   E     F
Went buzzing by me.
F    Eb   F  G Bb     Eb F G Bb
It said "You're such an asshole."

Eb
I've experienced such strange phenomena
F
since I left my sweet Marie.
Eb
I left her to see the world
F
now the whole world is mad at me!

D     Eb
I caught a fish.
  E    F
The fish was pissed
F    Eb   F G Bb     Eb F G Bb
"I been caught by an asshole!"

D     Eb
A threw it back
   E    F
and a seagull crapped
F  Eb F  G Bb       Eb F G Bb
"For you are an asshole!"

Eb
I've experienced such weird phenomena
F
since I left you my Marie
Eb
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
F
now the whole world is through with me

BRIDGE: Eb B C# Ab Ab  Eb B C# Ab G F# X2 ()

SOLO: Eb D  E  F  Eb F G Bb Eb F G Bb  X2

Eb
I've experienced such odd phenomena
F
since you left me my Marie
Eb
The whole world can call me what it wants
F
if you just come back to me
D Eb
My Marie!
E        F
I need you sweet Marie:
D      Eb
You're still an asshole
E        F
I'm on my knees, my Marie:
D      Eb
You're still an asshole

end: Eb B C# Ab


chord by Damiano Fassari