I Hope You Have A Shitty Christmas chords by Landon Tewers

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:

F#                     B
Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine,
              C#                    F#
I was yours and you were mine, and then I fucked you through the night
F#                       B
Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore,
                C#                 B
you fucked a dude the night before, and now you're begging at my door

Chorus:
     C#              F#                   B
So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart
              C#                  B
I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you're nailed up on a cross
               F#                  B
I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don't get what you want
                  C#                 B
I hope you've asked god for forgiveness, cus you're a stupid, selfish cunt

Verse 2:

 F#
Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you,
B
my new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
C#
You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you,
F#
but just for a night cus no one will love you
F#
Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems,
B
like who's the father was is James, Was it Austin?
C#
I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you,
F#
hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you, so yeah uh

Chorus 2:

F#
I hope you have a shitty Christmas,
              B                C#
I hope you're eaten by a shark, I hope your cat develops cancer
                B
I hope you get shot in the heart,
               F#                 B
I hope you have an awful christmas, hope you don't get what you want
                C#               B
I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun

 F#
I heard you had an awful christmas
                 B
I heard your parents kicked you out
              C#            B             F#    B  C# B
I'm doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house HAHAHA bitch