Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Novice
Verse 1:
F#F# BB
Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine,
C#C# F#F#
I was yours and you were mine, and then I fucked you through the night
F#F# BB
Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore,
C#C# BB
you fucked a dude the night before, and now you're begging at my door
Chorus:
C#C# F#F# BB
So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart
C#C# BB
I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you're nailed up on a cross
F#F# BB
I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don't get what you want
C#C# BB
I hope you've asked god for forgiveness, cus you're a stupid, selfish cunt
Verse 2:
F#F#
Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you,
BB
my new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
C#C#
You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you,
F#F#
but just for a night cus no one will love you
F#F#
Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems,
BB
like who's the father was is James, Was it Austin?
C#C#
I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you,
F#F#
hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you, so yeah uh
Chorus 2:
F#F#
I hope you have a shitty Christmas,
BB C#C#
I hope you're eaten by a shark, I hope your cat develops cancer
BB
I hope you get shot in the heart,
F#F# BB
I hope you have an awful christmas, hope you don't get what you want
C#C# BB
I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun
F#F#
I heard you had an awful christmas
BB
I heard your parents kicked you out
C#C# BB F#F# BB C#C# BB
I'm doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house HAHAHA bitch
