Happy Holidays You Bastard chords by Jxdn

Chords with lyrics

Key: BB


Verse 1:
        BB              F#F#
It's Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents
     BB              F#F#
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
    G# minorG#m              E MajorE
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
  BB      F#F#      E MajorE
And I'll never talk to you again


Chorus:
       E MajorE
Unless your dad will suck me off
BB      F#F#      E MajorE
I’ll never talk to you again
       E MajorE
Unless your mom will touch my cock
BB       F#F#      E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
   E MajorE
Ejaculate into a sock
BB      F#F#      E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
      F#F#
I'll never talk to you again

Verse 2:
      BB              F#F#
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
    BB              F#F#
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
     G# minorG#m              E MajorE
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fucking shitting his pants
  BB      F#F#      E MajorE
And I'll never talk to you again


Chorus:
       E MajorE
Unless your dad will suck me off
BB      F#F#      E MajorE
I’ll never talk to you again
       E MajorE
Unless your mom will touch my cock
BB       F#F#      E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
   E MajorE
Ejaculate into a sock
BB      F#F#      E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
      F#F#      BB
I'll never talk to you again