My Ex Boyfriend Ukulele chords by Digitalscribles

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
G G7 Em C Cm (x2)


G
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
     G7
When i was a kid on VOIP
  Em
I thought when i get older
     C                Cm
I'd grow up and be a doctor
 G
Now im 23 and i stream for incels
G7
Broke up with you cuz' you had anger issues
Em
  If i could change a single thing
C            Cm
  I'd take away your PC

Am

     C                     Cm
Well he's in my bed, but you're in my twitch chat.

G

C                      Cm
You stole the key from under my doormat

G

     C                   Cm
And even though hes got social skills
      G                    G7
That doesnt mean you dont pay my bills
C                      Cm
I guess i'll make the most of this
       G                G7
Then block you as fast as i can
C      Cm
OwO
Am                    Am
My ex boyfriend's an incel

G G7 Em C Cm (x2)


     G
And yeah he's met Jared, (of course hes met Jared
     G7
The guy in the back of all my streams
Em
We hit it off instantly
        C             Cm
And he never asked to see my feet
          G
Have you seen his jawline shoulders and muscles?
G7
Not to mention his fashion sense
Em
He's kind and funny too
     C            Cm
He's absolutely nothing like you...

G

 G                                G7
This isn't the dream (isnt the dreaMMM isnt the drEEamm)
    Em
Oh this isnt the dream
    C              Cm
I wanted when i was 17
 G                                G7
This isn't the dream (isnt the dreaMMM isnt the drEEamm)
    Em
Oh this isnt the dream
   C               Cm
I wanted when i was 17
G
I dont think that you can be saved
          G7
You're psychotic, obessive, and sex depraved
Em
I dont think that i deserve
C                   Cm
all the harassing tweets i've earned
    G
I hope you dont cause another scene
    G7
The one you did when you were 23
Em                              C Cm
I hope Mickey Mouse is okay....


Am

      C                   Cm
But, He's in my bed but you're in my twitch chat

G

C                        Cm
You stole the key from under my doormat

G

     C                   Cm
And even though hes got social skills
      G                    G7
That doesnt mean you dont pay my bills
C                      Cm
I guess i'll make the most of this
       G                G7
Then block you as fast as i can
C      Cm
OwO
Am                    Am
My ex boyfriend's an incel

G G7 Em C Cm


      G                   G7
I'm hiding from you everyday
   Em                 C           Cm
So how on earth can i be saved?
      G                  G7
You message him a lot as well...
Em                           C      Cm
Maybe if you werent creepy as hell
          G
Cuz' you scare me
         G7
You're insane
       Em          C            Cm
Your avatar is a picture of my face
G
I...

              G7
Want you to leave me be
Em                  C      Cm
Or i'll contact my legal team (jAsOn DeRuLoOoO)
G          G7
I really dont care...
Em                     C    Cm
Please stop asking for my hair


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