My Ex Boyfriend chords by Digitalscribles

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Verse:
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Life Isn’t Quite What I Thought I’d Be When
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I Was A Kid On VOIP, I Thought When I Got Older
    A               Am          E
I’d Grow Up To Be A Doctor, But Now I’m 23
                         G#
And I Stream For Incels, Broke Up With You Cause
                      C#m
You Had Anger Issues, If I Could Change A Single
A               Am            F#m11
Thing, I’d Take Away Your PC…


Chorus:
    A               Am                     E
But He’s In My Bed, Your In My Twitch Chat
A                      Am               E
You Stole The Key From Under My Doormat
    A                    Am
And Even Though He’s Got Social Skills
     E                      E7
That Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Pay My Bills
A                     Am
I Guess I’ll Make The Most Of This
     E            G#
Then Block You As Fast As I Can
A Am
Owo
F#m                 F#m
My Ex Boyfriends An Incel…
N.C.
Woo!

Instrumental:
E G# C#m A Am
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Verse:

E                     N.C.
So You’ve Met Jared, (of course you’ve met Jared)
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The Guy In The Back Of All My Streams
C#m
We Hit It Off Instantly,
A                     Am
And He Never Asked To See My Feet
         E
Have You Seen His Jawline, Shoulders And Muscles
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Not To Mention His Fashion Sense
C#m                        A          Am
He’s Really Funny Too, And Absolutely Nothing

Like You.

E

Bridge:
   E                               G#
Oh This Isn’t The Dream (Isn’t The Dream, Isn’t
              C#m                     A
The Dream) No This Isn’t The Dream, I Wanted
           Am     E
When I Was 17, Oh This Isn’t The Dream
           G#                         C#m
(Isn’t The Dream, Isn’t The Dream) No This
                   A                 Am
Isn’t The Dream, I Wanted When I Was 17
E
I Don’t Think That You Can Be Saved
N.C.
Your Psychotic, Insane And Sex Depraved
    C#m
And I Don’t Think That I Deserve All The
A                Am
Harassing Tweets That I’ve Earned
  E
I Hope You Don’t Cause Another Scene
         G#
Like The One You Did When You We’re 23
  C#m                       A  Am  F#m11
I Hope Micky Mouse Is Okay…


Chorus:
    A               Am                     E
But He’s In My Bed, Your In My Twitch Chat
A                      Am               E
You Stole The Key From Under My Doormat
    A                    Am
And Even Though He’s Got Social Skills
     E                      E7
That Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Pay My Bills
A                     Am
I Guess I’ll Make The Most Of This
     E            G#
Then Block You As Fast As I Can
A Am
Owo
F#m                 F#m
My Ex Boyfriends An Incel…

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E                         G#
I’m Hiding From You Every Day
   C#m                  A     Am
So How On Earth Can You Be Saved?
    E                    G#
You Message Him A Lot As Well
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Maybe If You Weren’t Creepy As Hell
            E                G#
Because You Scare Me, You’re Insane
     C#m         A             Am
Your Avatar Is A Picture Of My Face
E              G#
I… Want You To Leave Me Be
C#m                A     Am          E
Or I’ll Contact My Legal Team (Jason Derulo!)
               G#
I Really Don’t Care
C#m                       A   Am
Please Stop Asking For My Hair


Outro:

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