Slim Pickins chords by Sabrina Carpenter

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Intermediate

♫ Intro:

G Em C G D


♫ Verse 1:
G                          Em
 Guess I'll end this life alone
C                            G                      D
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
G        G/F#             Em
 All the douchebags in my phone
C
Play 'em like a slot machine
G                   D          B7
If they're winnin', I'm just losin'

♫ Pre-Chorus:
            Em
A boy who's jacked and kind
C               Cm
 Can't find his ass to save my life


♫ Chorus:
    G         Em
Oh, it's slim pickings
           Am
If I can't have the one I love
             Bm               C
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
G               F
 Just to get my fixings
          C
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
D                             G
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'


♫ Post-Chorus:
Em       C
Ah-ah-ah-ah
G        D
Ah-ah-ah-ah


♫ Verse 2:
G                        Em
 Jesus, what's a girl to do?
C                              G                   D                         G
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are"
                     Em
Yet he's naked in my room
C
Missing all the things he's missing
G                 D            B7
God knows that he isn't living large


♫ Pre-Chorus:
            Em
A boy who's nice, that breathes
C             Cm
 I swear he's nowhere to be seen


♫ Chorus:
G          Em
 It's slim pickings
           Am
If I can't have the one I love
             Bm               C
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
G               F
 Just to get my fixings
          C
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
D                             G       Em
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
            C       G D
Moanin' and bitchin'


♫ Outro:
G F
          C                                Cm
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
              C                       Cm
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening
     C
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
D                           G
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin