Performance @ GRAMMY Museum Key: A Intro: F#m7 |D |A E | Verse 1: A F#m7 Guess I'll end this life alone D A E I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me A F#m7 All the douchebags in my phone D A E I play them like a slot machine, if they're winning I'm just losing
Pre-chorus: C#7 F#m7 Oh boy who's jacked and kind D Dm Can't find his ass to save my life Chorus: A F#m7 Oh it's slim pickins D E If I can't have the one I love, then it's you who I'll be kissin A A7/G Just to get my fix in D Since the good ones are deceased or taken Dm A I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' F#m7 |D |A E | Verse 2: A F#m7 Jesus what's a girl to do D A E This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their" "there" and "they are" A F#m7 Yet he's naked in my room D A E C#7 Missin all the things he's missin, god knows that he isn't living large Pre-chorus: C#7 F#m7 Oh boy whose nice that breathes D Dm Well I swear he's nowhere to be seen Chorus: A F#m7 It's slim pickins D A E If I can't have the one I love, guess it's you who I'll be kissin A A7/G Just to get my fix in D Since the good ones are deceased or taken Dm A I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' F#m7 D A E Moanin' and bitchin' A A7/G Outro: D Dm And since the good ones call thier exes wasted D Dm And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin' D Then I'll just be here in the kitchen E A Serving up some moanin' and bitchin