I'm Best Friends With My Own Front Door chords by Bill Wurtz

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
  Dsus2Dsus2        G+G     A augmentedA
I'm best friends with my own front door
    Dsus2Dsus2        G+G    Asus4Asus4
I just closed it, but it's opening more
     Dsus2Dsus2         G+G     Asus4Asus4
Then the cops  came, and they sent me to jail
   Dsus2Dsus2      G+G    Aadd4
But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again

Dsus4Dsus4 G/BG/B A augmentedA

Verse 2:
    Dsus2Dsus2       G+G    Asus2Asus2
I'm the postman, and I've got cool clothes
    D MajorD         G+G      A augmentedA
I'm the neighbors, and I'm wearing cool shoes
    Dsus2Dsus2     G+G     Asus4Asus4
And I'm dreaming of a brand new world
    D MajorD       G+G     A augmentedA
And I'm hoping that it comes real soon

Bridge:
   N.C.
But I saw a sign
 N.C.
I saw the sign
    N.C.
It's a bad, bad sign
      Bm7add4  Emaj11
Said "It's not gonna happen
     Bm7add4   Aadd2Aadd2
And it's not what it seems
    Aadd2Aadd2   G#m7G#m7
You're not gonna make it
     Am9Am9     EMaj7Emaj7
And it's not meant to be"


Verse 3:
  D MajorD      G+G          Aadd4
But fuck them, I just climbed a huge mountain
  E minor 7Em7   Gadd2       Asus4Asus4  A augmentedA
But everyone told me I couldn't do it
   D MajorD  A augmentedA  D MajorD         E minor 7Em7   BMaj7Bmaj7 G/DG/D A/EA/E      Emaj7/G# F#sus4F#sus4 Fsus4Fsus4 Esus4Esus4
And I feel real nice 'cause I got lots of money in my bank account
   D6D6        Bmaj7sus
And I walk down the street
    D6D6       Bmaj7sus
People throw things at me
   E minor 7Em7      Aadd4
Like breakfast and strength tests (Oh, this is cool)
Gadd2     E minor 7Em7
How much can I bench press? (Oh, I'm very strong)
      Em7/G A7sus4A7sus4
Time to win some awards

Verse 4:
     D MajorD    G+G         E minor 7Em7       Asus4Asus4
I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do
     D MajorD      G+G     E minor 7Em7        Asus4Asus4
I'm gonna open to page 1 and then skip ahead to page 2
      D MajorD     Gmaj7Gmaj7     Emadd2     Aadd4
'Cause I'm hungry and scared, and I can't find the truth
    E minorEm      Aadd4     D MajorD
So I'm leaving, oh, there's my balloon


Verse 5:
     G+G        E minorEm         Aadd4
Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
     D MajorD      E minorEm       E minorEm     Aadd4
I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud
     D MajorD        G+G       E minorEm       A augmentedA
And they changed all the rules, then I wrote them all again
E minor 7Em7      Aadd4  D MajorD
That's how the game begins
Badd2 E minorEm       A7A7  D MajorD
Oh, that's how I get home again