Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse 1:
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I sat at a bar having a beer
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Tryin' to hold down the stool
When a stranger walked in - stood there beside me
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And plopped down there like a fool
He started drinkin' then he started talkin'
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About things that were wrong in his life
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The more that i heard the more i believed
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The thing that was wrong was his wife
Verse 2:
C/GC/G
You talk about beauty,when we first met
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She was all a man could desire
Talk about love,one night with her
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Would set your very soul on fire
But loves little flame is out of control
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About three feet high from behind
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Ever since we've been married,well i've come to believe
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That love's for the dumb and the blind
Verse 3:
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'Cause you talk about ugly,when she gets mad
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She goes from Jekill to Hyde
She grits her teeth and her eyes roll back
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And pivot from side to side
She completely rewrites the whole English language
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Descriptive,four-lettered and loud
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Now i can't out think her,but i can sure out drink her
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And that's what i'm doing here now
Verse 4:
FF C/GC/G
I've spent seven years with the wrong woman
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Seven and going on eight
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She spent seven years naggin' and eatin'
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I'm overwrought and she's overweight
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If i try leavin' she has me arrested
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And takes her own sweet time gettin' me out
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If she ain't number one,she's in the top two
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Of things that i could live without
Verse 5:
FF C/GC/G
Men commit murder and all kinds of mayhem
FF C/GC/G
In a few years they're back on the streets
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Highway robbery and white collar crime
G+G
And they laugh at the system they beat
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Sometimes i'm tempted - sometimes i'm ashamed
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Of the things that the law will allow
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I could have killed her when i first met her
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And i'd have been out of jail by now
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I could have killed her when we first met
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And i've have been out of jail by now