Chords with lyrics
♫ Intro:
(**** it)
D MajorD B minorBm A augmentedA G+G B minorBm C# minorC#m G+G
♫ Verse 1:
B minorBm A augmentedA
I have a boyfriend and he's kinda nice
G+G
But when he tries to touch me
I itch like I got lice
B minorBm A augmentedA
In my nervous system or something like that
G+G
My body goes numb, just preparing for contact
B minorBm A augmentedA
Unsatisfied but never old fashioned
G+G
Don't get why his tongue tastes like battery acid
B minorBm A augmentedA
The entire time while I'm on his face
I
G+G
Wonder if I even like him in the first place
♫ Pre-Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA
It's me, it's you
C# minorC#m G+G
It's always been me, but it's you
B minorBm A augmentedA
Unintelligible terrible attraction to him, but
G+G
That **** scatters when it's her
♫ Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA
'Cause I know the spit tastes better
G+G
When it's her swallowing mine
B minorBm A augmentedA
And you know I'm on my way to get her
G+G
'Cause you threaten me the whole time
B minorBm
And cry and say that you'll kick the bucket
A augmentedA
Just before the night's through
G+G
You're not dying for me 'cause I never liked you
B minorBm A augmentedA
And when this is done, and I'm dead in a gutter
G+G
I'll wish I had the same ******' eyes as my mother
♫ Interlude:
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
♫ Verse 2:
B minorBm A augmentedA
I have a boyfriend and I'm in denial
G+G
'Cause when he tries to kiss me inside
I recoil
B minorBm A augmentedA
And I've tried to appease him, so don't be surprised
G+G
There's no talking sense to a jamjar of fruit flies
B minorBm A augmentedA
If I'm terrified
I'm scared to admit it
G+G
Got beer in my eyes and no phone 'cause he hid it
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
The entire time that I'm locked in his room
I know it's goodbye
♫ Pre-Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA
'Cause it's me (It's me), and you (And you)
C# minorC#m G+G
It's me, it'll always be you
B minorBm A augmentedA
Not a fraction of compassion, just distraction to him
G+G
Vanish out the window for myself
♫ Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA
'Cause I know the spit tastes better
G+G
When it's her swallowing mine (Mine)
B minorBm C# minorC#m
And you know I'm on my way to get her
G+G
'Cause you threaten me the whole time (Time)
B minorBm
And cry and say that you'll kick the bucket
G+G
Just before the night's through
G+G
You're not dying for me 'cause I never liked you
B minorBm A augmentedA
And when this is done, and I'm dead in a gutter
G+G B minorBm C# minorC#m G+G B minorBm C# minorC#m G+G
I'll wish I had the same ******' eyes as my mother
♫ Bridge:
B minorBm A augmentedA
Listen, it's not me, it's you
G+G
How could it be me when it's always been you?
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
So it's me, and her, and her
B minorBm A augmentedA
No, it's not me, it's you
G+G
How could it be me when it's always been you?
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
So it's me, and her, and her
♫ Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA
'Cause I know the spit tastes better
G+G
When it's her swallowing mine
B minorBm A augmentedA
And you know I'm on my way to get her
G+G
Go on, threaten me
I'm just fine
B minorBm
By the way, if you kick the bucket
A augmentedA
Just before the night's through
G+G
You're already dead to me, go ******* nuts, dude
B minorBm A augmentedA
So now this is done, and I've pulled up the shutters
G+G
I think I have the same ******' mind as my mother
♫ Outro:
B minorBm A augmentedA
You're awake now, you'll recover
G+G
You're safe now
God, love her
B minorBm A augmentedA
You're awake now, you'll recover
G+G
You're safe now
God, love her
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
I have a girlfriend, and she's really nice