Does Santa Claus Ukulele chords by The Yogscast

The Yogscast - Does Santa Claus...?

 This song was the Yogscast's Charity Christmas Song for 2014. Please enjoy, rate and comment!

 -Verse 1-

D
 It's Christmas eve and the snow's coming down
Bm                       G               A
 we fixed Christmas for some last time around
D
 but when you?re lying down, snug in your bed
Bm                        E            G
 spend a thought for some others this season instead

 A
 Christmas is great but in our time of plenty
 Bm
 with all these gifts I still feel empty
 E
 Who brings cheer to those in fear?
       A
 Won?t anyone think of the children here!?

 -Chorus-

     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A             G
 in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?
 D
 How do his reindeer manage to fly
          A
 with the world covered in bedrock o? so high?
      G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                        A             D
 If he can?t do it then it?s up to you and I

 -Verse 2-

D
 Zombie pig-men kids in the Nether
Bm
 It?s not just ghasts that are shedding a tear!
G
 but we can help them together
    A                                 D
 or they?re not getting anything this year!
D
 So open your wallets of leather
 Bm                                           E
 two gold bars a month for the rest of your days!
 E
 We need money to stop this forever
    A
 We know you?re all stingy but change your ways!

 -Rap 1-

"Hey zombie pig kids yo listen up!
 If you?re looking for a gift son, you?re in luck!
 Sloth man, G Money, P Horny too, Hat Films, onesies, rapping cheer for you!
 E7
 Rhymes go bang, dropping gifts any weather!
 E
 blowing up treats like beds in the Nether!
    A6
 We ain?t got a map cos we?re spending all our paper!
      A
 Well that?s us done so we?ll see you all later?"

 -Chorus-

     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A             G
 in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?
         D
 Does he spawn stuff in with gamemode zero?
 A
 If he cheats can he be your hero?
     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                        A             Bm
 If he can?t do it then it?s up to you and I

 -Bridge-

Bm
 We?ll take these gold bars and make them into blocks
A
 build a gold house, yeah a big shiny box
G
 a Christmas house with no crying
F#
 we?re doing it for zombie kids

 we?re not lying (promise)

Bm
 We?ll make a portal out of obsidian
A
 sadness will be forbiddian
G                      D
 We?ll bring that gold to them children
G                        A
 That gold house we will really be building

 -Verse 3-

D
 These kids will love their new home
Bm               G         A
 even if it?s located in a nether biome
D
 technically it?s a dimension though
Bm                E              G
 and there?s no chance they will see any snow

D
 We?re not lying
D
 we?re really building
D
 there?s no snow but we?ve made an effort
A
 that?s got to count for something,
     A
 for something!

 -Chorus-

     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A             G
 in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?

 -Rap 2-

"Does he have the plan? Can he be the man?
 He ain?t Batman or Superman
 maybe Spider-Man or Wonder Woman maybe Iron Man but no way Aquaman can!"

 -Chorus-

    G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                        A
 If he can?t do it then it?s up to you and-
    G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            G
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
 D
 Reindeer aren?t even in the game
          A
 Could he use nine horses that he?s named?
       G                  D
 Does Santa Claus? visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                                      E
 If he can?t do it then it?s up to you and I
    G                        A                D
 If he can?t do it then it?s up to you... and I


Merry Christmas, shitlords...

-THE END-