Russian Government Process chords by Ylvis

Intro:
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When you receive new official correspondence
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It must be handled with precision and finesse
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It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple, just relax
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When you follow Russian Government Process

Verse:
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Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it
G         Cm
Stamp it, sign it, seal it, file it
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Batch it, mark it, bulk compile it
G           Cm
Russian Government Process!

Verse:
Fm
New design on flag? (Here!)
Cm
Ban on plastic bag? (Here!)
G
Equal rights for gays? (Here!)
Cm
Asking for a raise? (Here!)
Fm
Clip it, tape it, bottleneck it
Cm
Sort it, tag it, double check it
G         Cm
Russian Government Process

N.C.
No, no, no, too fast! Where do I put this? Application for....

Verse:
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Take your information to the corresponding station
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In a classified location no-one can access
Fm
Stamp it (stamp it!), lick it (lick it!)
Cm
Toss it (toss it!), flick it (flick it!)
G         Cm
Russian Government Process!

Dialogue:
N.C.
You see? Not so hard. Just let go, relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is...
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L-l-l-lunch time!
N.C.
New boy! You take lunch order now.
N.C.
What?

Verse:
     Fm
I'll have fish ragu
    Cm
I want Moscow stew
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Stroganoff for me, make it gluten free
   Fm         Cm
Apple pie! Caviar! Gingerbread! Beef tartare!
G           Cm
Lunchtime Ordering Process! (Too fast!)

Verse:
Fm
Easy on the salt
Cm
Double on the spice
G
Hand filet my chicken
Cm
Double cook it twice
Fm
Grill it, spice it, super size it
Cm
Flame it, boil it, circumsize it
G         Cm
Special Russian Omelette!

Dialogue:
N.C.
You got it?
N.C.
No!
N.C.
Good. Back to work!
N.C.
What?
N.C.
Good bye.
N.C.
Hello?

Outro:
Fm
Stamp it, lick it
Cm
Toss it, flick it
G           Cm
Russian Government Process (Good luck!)