Russian Government Process chords by Ylvis

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
      G minorGm      F minorFm     C minorCm
When you receive new official correspondence
      C minorCm     BbmBbm       F minorFm
It must be handled with precision and finesse
    C minorCm       G minorGm      C minorCm       G minorGm
It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple, just relax
     D MajorD       D MajorD       G+G
When you follow Russian Government Process

Verse:
F minorFm         C minorCm
Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it
G+G         C minorCm
Stamp it, sign it, seal it, file it
F minorFm         C minorCm
Batch it, mark it, bulk compile it
G+G           C minorCm
Russian Government Process!

Verse:
F minorFm
New design on flag? (Here!)
C minorCm
Ban on plastic bag? (Here!)
G+G
Equal rights for gays? (Here!)
C minorCm
Asking for a raise? (Here!)
F minorFm
Clip it, tape it, bottleneck it
C minorCm
Sort it, tag it, double check it
G+G         C minorCm
Russian Government Process

N.C.
No, no, no, too fast! Where do I put this? Application for....

Verse:
F minorFm              C minorCm
Take your information to the corresponding station
   G+G             C minorCm
In a classified location no-one can access
F minorFm
Stamp it (stamp it!), lick it (lick it!)
C minorCm
Toss it (toss it!), flick it (flick it!)
G+G         C minorCm
Russian Government Process!

Dialogue:
N.C.
You see? Not so hard. Just let go, relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is...
G+G
L-l-l-lunch time!
N.C.
New boy! You take lunch order now.
N.C.
What?

Verse:
     F minorFm
I'll have fish ragu
    C minorCm
I want Moscow stew
   G+G          C minorCm
Stroganoff for me, make it gluten free
   F minorFm         C minorCm
Apple pie! Caviar! Gingerbread! Beef tartare!
G+G           C minorCm
Lunchtime Ordering Process! (Too fast!)

Verse:
F minorFm
Easy on the salt
C minorCm
Double on the spice
G+G
Hand filet my chicken
C minorCm
Double cook it twice
F minorFm
Grill it, spice it, super size it
C minorCm
Flame it, boil it, circumsize it
G+G         C minorCm
Special Russian Omelette!

Dialogue:
N.C.
You got it?
N.C.
No!
N.C.
Good. Back to work!
N.C.
What?
N.C.
Good bye.
N.C.
Hello?

Outro:
F minorFm
Stamp it, lick it
C minorCm
Toss it, flick it
G+G           C minorCm
Russian Government Process (Good luck!)