Combine Harvester chords by The Wurzels

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)



Verse 1:
Eb
   I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
            Bb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
            Eb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me
            Ab
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
                           Bb
Come on now darlin' you got   somethin' I need

Chorus:
    Eb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
   Ab
Oh I got 20 acres, and you got 43
Bb  Eb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key


She made I laugh, haha


Verse 2:
Eb
  I'll stick by you I'll give you all that ya need
            Bb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)

We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed
            Eb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)

And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me your hand
            Ab
(Ooh ar ooh ar)

But the thing I want the most is all the acres o' land


Chorus:
    Eb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
   Ab
Oh I got 20 acres, and you got 43
Bb  Eb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all


Verse 3:
Eb
  For seven long years I've been alone in this place
            Bb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Eat sleep in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
            Eb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Now if I cleaned it up, would ya change our mind?
            Ab
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
                                      Bb
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that   lager and lime


Chorus:
    Eb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
   Ab
Oh I got 20 acres, and you got 43
Bb  Eb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby, HA


Verse 4:
Eb                                                    Bb
  Weren't we grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
                                               Eb
I wore brand new gaters and me corduroy pants
                                                           Ab
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
                         Bb
We had our photos tooken us holding hands


Chorus:
    Eb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me
       Ab
Should stop this gallivanting, and will you marry me?
Bb  Eb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key


Aarrr, you're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yer land haha