A Song For Mogis chords by Worlds Greatest Dad

• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

♫ Intro:

D

♫ Verse 1:
     D                              G
If I didn’t have a dog I’d probably blow out my brains
     D                         G
Yeah, the lady on the radio is driving me insane
     D                            G
But I can’t help but think of how scared I would be
     D                              G
If I didn’t have somebody constantly comforting me
     D                            G
And I know it’s not healthy never being alone
     D                           G
No, it’s not healthy that I’m staring at my phone
     D                                    G
While you’re talking to me, been thinking maybe I should leave
     D                              G
'Cause nobody this depressed could ever make you feel happy

♫ Chorus 1:
D               B
And goddamn, I’m almost 25
G             D
I thought I’d feel a little better
   B                G
A quarter through my life

D G D G


♫ Verse 2:
      D                            G
Spent the last ten minutes washing puke down the drain
         D                            G
'Cause i get so nervous that my stomach starts to shake
      D                    G
And I know my diet doesn’t help
      D                 G
I know I do this to myself
            D                                 G
Catching the left half up to the right side of my brain
            D                          G
Practicing balancing acts that my body just can’t take
         D                            G
They say positive thinking just might help
         D                            G
I’ll let you know if I can think my way out of hell



♫ Chorus 2:
D                  B
And goddamn, I’ll be 35
G           D
Sleeping in somebody's basement
     B         G     A   B
The rest of my life

♫ Bridge:
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|-11-11--14--11-11-11--14--9--|
D|-11-11--14--11-11-11--14--9--|
A|-9--9---12--9--9--9---12--7--|
E|-----------------------------|

e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|-11-11--14--11-11-11--9--7---|
D|-11-11--14--11-11-11--9--7---|
A|-9--9---12--9--9--9---7--5---|
E|-----------------------------|

D B G

♫ Verse 3:
D    G
Just get over it
D        G
I should just get over it
     D                              G
If I didn’t have a dog I’d probably blow out my brains
      D                            G
Yeah, the lady on the radio is driving me insane
      D                    G
And it’s not healthy never being alone
      D                       G
No, it’s not healthy that I’m staring at my phone
         D                          G
Spent the last ten minutes washing puke down the drain
       D                            G
'Cause I get so nervous that my stomach starts to shake
      D                             G
I get so nervous that my stomach starts to shake