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If I Had My Druthers Chords by Woodbox Gang

If I Had My Druthers chords by Woodbox Gang

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Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood

If I Had My Druthers

VERSE 1
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         D
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
G7
Well I’ll tell you my brother and all of you others
   A
If I had my druthers I’d be cocksuckered
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
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VERSE 2

I’ll be strangled and stripped I’ll be wet noodle whipped
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
I’ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don’t you go motherfuckering me

VERSE 3
I’ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
I’ll hold the load of a horny toad
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don’t you go motherfuckering me

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