First Rate Smokes chords by Woodbox Gang

Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Trashcan Americana


First Rate Smokes
VERSE 1
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My name is Seymour Green
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I'm an honest business man
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I make First Rate Smokes
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From a warehouse in my van
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I've had some troubles
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With the EPA
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I change my company name
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Every other day
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I hire out workers
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From Kentucky factories
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Who spend their days working for
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R.J. Reynolds Industries
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They find me in the parking lot
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When the factory whistle blows
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And we roll up all the tobacco
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That gets stuck between their toes

Chorus
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Take off your shoes
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It's time to go to work
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It's 3am and we're setting up shop
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Take off your socks
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Start scraping those nails
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If the ATF discovers us
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It's GPCs from jail

VERSE 2

I'm in cahoots with some Canucks
Just above the borderline
They package all my products
With cute logos and designs
I distribute to truck stops
And small town liquor stores
They buy cases of cartons
And call me up for more

VERSE 3
Thrifty smokers don't mind
Where their cigarettes are from
All they really want
Is smoke and tar in their lungs
So if you ever buy a pack
Of First Rate Smokes
You know the tar won't kill you
But the smell will make you choke