The Wombats Proudly Presents This Modern Glitch chords by The Wombats
Guitar chords with lyrics
- Capo on 2nd
This Modern Glitch 2011 by The Wombats
Songs:
1.) Our Perfect Disease
2.) Tokyo (Vampires And Wolves)
3.) Jump Into The Fog
4.) Anti-D
5.) Last Night I Dreamt...
6.) Techno Fan
7.) 1996
8.) Walking Disasters
9.) Girls/Fast Cars
10.) Schumacher The Champagene
11.) Valentine
Song 1: Our Perfect Disease No Capo Verse 1: F#m We don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye, A Bm my heartbeat's moaning and yours is making money F#m It's always a shock when old friends pass by, A Bm but with you it's no death in the family F#m Let's not talk about hate when there's hell to pay A Bm for my cowardness and your bad timing F#m We don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye, A Bm and it's not through a lack of trying Interlude: F#m A Bm F#m A Bm E Chorus: D It was the perfect disease we had, A C# something to argue and scream about D And you will see about contracting back, A C# and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out D It was the perfect disease we had, A C# D and it hits us like a painful fact Dm F#m We all need someone to drive us mad Post chorus: F#m A Bm Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh F#m A Bm Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh Verse 2: F#m I didn't say it but you never were the honest type, A Bm you tried to fabricate a bed-time story F#m And now I miss those games we had of Jekyll and Hyde, A Bm ever since the day that we parted company F#m Don't send a helping hand I need a farrowing ram, A Bm to feed the reasons that I miss you so sorely F#m I didn't say it but we never saw eye to eye, A Bm now I can't bear it when equally is boring Interlude: F#m A Bm F#m A C# Chorus: D It was the perfect disease we had, A C# something to argue and scream about D And you will see about contracting back, A C# and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out D It was the perfect disease we had, A C# D and it hits us like a painful fact Dm C# F#m We all need someone to drive us mad Post chorus: F#m A Bm Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh F#m A Bm Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh Bridge: F#m A G I need you in the TV, I need you on the train, I need you every single which way F#m A G I need you in the mirrors, I need you in my bed, I need you to wreck my head F#m A G I need you in the TV, I need you on the train, I need you just to stand in my way F#m E I need you in the mirrors, I need you in my bed Chorus: D It was the perfect disease we had, A C# something to argue and scream about D And you will see about contracting back, A C# and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out D It was the perfect disease we had, A E D and it hits us like a painful fact Dm C# F#m We all need someone to drive us mad Song 2: Tokyo (Vampires And Wolves) No Capo Verse: Am C Dm We're self imploding Dm Em F Under the weight of your advice F Am C Dm I wear a suitcase Dm Em F Under each one of my eyes Am C Dm Finally Dm Em F I know now what it takes F Am C Dm G It takes money and aeroplanes Chorus: Dm Am If you love me let me go Am F Back to that bar in Tokyo F G Am Where the demons from my past F Leave me in peace Dm Am I'll be animating every night Am F The grass will be greener on the other side F G Am And the Vampires and Wolves F Won't sink their teeth F Am C Dm I'm sick of dancing with the beast Interlude: Dm Em F Verse: Am C Dm Astrophysics Dm Em F you'll never be my closest friend Am C Dm I find no comfort Dm Em F in what my mind can't comprehend Am C Dm Finally Dm Em F I know now what it takes F Am C Dm G It takes money and aeroplanes Chorus: Dm Am If you love me let me go Am F Back to that bar in Tokyo F G Am Where the demons from my past F Leave me in peace Dm Am I'll be animating every night Am F The grass will be greener on the other side F G Am And the Vampires and Wolves F Won't sink their teeth F Am I'm sick of dancing with the beast G Am F No matter how much it needs me G Am F Go and follow someone else's lead Chorus: Dm Am If you love me let me go Am F Back to that bar in Tokyo F G Am Where the demons from my past F Leave me in peace Dm Am I'll be animating every night Am F The grass will be greener on the other side F G Am And the Vampires and Wolves F Won't sink their teeth F Am I'm sick of dancing with the beast Song 3: Jump Into The Fog Capo 2 Verse 1: A Bm D What a great achievement it was to get a hotel room this late A Bm D I bet they charge by the hour here, the kind of place where you should bring your own UV ray A Bm D It's not a big problem with me, love, you don't look that hygienic anyway A Bm D I'm only here because I want to twist the structure of my average day Chorus: A Bm We feel nothing so jump into the fog G Bm D You know that we hit the ground upright A Bm We feel nothing so jump into the fog G Bm D I just hope it's your bones that shatter not mine A Bm We feel nothing so jump into the fog G Bm D You know that we hit the ground upright A Bm G Bm D We feel nothing so jump into the fog Verse 2: A Bm D What a great achievement it was, to find someone who shirks such little self-restraint A Bm D I'm a non believer but I believe in these dirty little wicked games A Bm D Snakes and ladders abandoned here love, the climb's too rough to slide back down again A Bm D I'm only here because I feel the day deserves a truly sordid end Chorus: A Bm We feel nothing so jump into the fog G Bm D You know that we hit the ground upright A Bm We feel nothing so jump into the fog G Bm D I just hope it's your brains that splatter not mine A Bm We feel nothing so jump into the fog G Bm D You know that we hit the ground upright A Bm G Bm D We feel nothing so jump into the fog Bridge: Em G D F#m I've made some bad decisions, I'll admit that freely Em G D F#m (Fm) It's just that life tastes sweeter when it's wrapped in debauchery Em G So drop your map, drop your plans, drop that five-step program D F#m Because there's not an ounce of faith in this leap E G D It's clear you feel nothing so jump into the fog with me Jump in, jump in, jump in Song 4: Anti-D No Capo Intro: C F Am F Chorus: C F Am F C F Am Please allow me to be your anti-depressant F C F Am F C F Am F I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant Verse: C Am We kick back and let the pills do the talking C Am People hear a distinct rattle when we're walking C D F Then there's the extra two stone that's our only guarantee C Am Our vivid dreams are just like big production movies C Am They get entangled well within our daily routines C D F So please re-think or use my trademark strategy Chorus: C F Am F C F Am And please allow me to be your anti-depressant F C F Am F C F Am F I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant Post-Chorus: C F Am F aaa aaa... Verse: C G Am G It's hard to smile when you're as flattened as a pancake C G Am G The only tears come from our heads when we concentrate C D F Perhaps I'm being unjust or perhaps you agree Dm F Still I've thrown away my citalopram Am F I needed more than what was in those 40 milligrams Dm F So cast away with the doctor's plans Chorus: C F Am F C F Am Please allow me to be your anti-depressant F C F Am F C F Am F I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant Interlude: C F Am F na na na na... aaa... Outro: Dm F Still I've thrown away my citalopram Am F Although I felt as grim as the reaper man Dm F So cast away with the doctor's plans C F Am F C Like me Song 5: Last Night I Dreamt... No Capo Intro: C Am F Fm x2 Verse: C I'm a good friend and an excellent lover Am F I can fool myself just like no other person can Fm I'm turning into a twisted man C I haven't got any time for selfless deeds Am What I do for you is indirectly for me F Fm I'm a stubborn boy, there's nothing here that you can break or destroy Pre-Chorus: F Then as I count sheep in my bed G# A train of worry bullets through my head Chorus: C F Last night I dreamt I died alone Am //A B C B on bass Through all my talk of self-defeat G# G A fearful bomb ticks underneath C F Last night I dreamt I died alone Am //A B C B on bass From now I'll curb the cynical speaking G# G It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me Interlude: Verse: C Someone once said I don't have any feelings Am Well I think that emotions can be misleading F And thinking back Fm I might have nailed the coffin shut with that C As I tend to cry in a room full of laughter Am Is the cheese finally sliding off of it's cracker? F Fm I don't know I'll just prepare myself to let it go Pre-Chorus: F As I count sheep in my bed G# A train of worry bullets through my head Chorus: C F Last night I dreamt I died alone Am //A B C B on bass Through all my talk of self-defeat G# G A fearful bomb ticks underneath C F Last night I dreamt I died alone Am //A B C B on bass From now I'll curb the cynical speaking G# G F It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me G# G F It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me G# G F Fm It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me C F Last night I dreamt I died alone Am Am/B And apart from when I lost my virginity C G G# G I've never been know to frighten easily Song 6: Techno Fan No Capo D East London's not a bomb site G It is a treasure chest D We use our penguin costumes G More than our evening dress D She said I should come over G Though the music's not my type D Don't you know I'd chop a limb off Bm A G Just to have a good time D G Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face Bm A G I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away D G Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand Bm A G The lasers fill our minds with empty plans D I never knew I was a techno fan D G D Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2 D This is not a weird weekend G It's an angry wormhole D I'm talking like a city boy G And drinking with a northern soul D She said I should come over G Though it's carnage at times D It still seems I'd chop a limb off Bm A G Before I put up a fight D G Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face Bm A G I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away D G Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand Bm A G The lasers fill our minds with empty plans G I never knew I was a techno Em We are the 1980s G We are the Detroit lights Bm A G And I never wanna, I never wanna see this stop Em I'm in debt to you Gm But don't feed me plant food D G Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face Bm A G I didn't spend 20 sheets and not cut a shape D G Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand Bm A G The lasers fill our minds with empty plans D I never knew I was a techno fan D G D Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2 End on D East London's not a bomb site G It is a treasure chest D We use our penguin costumes G More than our evening dress D She said I should come over G Though the music's not my type D Don't you know I'd chop a limb off Bm A G Just to have a good time D G Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face Bm A G I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away D G Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand Bm A G The lasers fill our minds with empty plans D I never knew I was a techno fan D G D Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2 D This is not a weird weekend G It's an angry wormhole D I'm talking like a city boy G And drinking with a northern soul D She said I should come over G Though it's carnage at times D It still seems I'd chop a limb off Bm A G Before I put up a fight D G Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face Bm A G I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away D G Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand Bm A G The lasers fill our minds with empty plans G I never knew I was a techno Em We are the 1980s G We are the Detroit lights Bm A G And I never wanna, I never wanna see this stop Em I'm in debt to you Gm But don't feed me plant food D G Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face Bm A G I didn't spend 20 sheets and not cut a shape D G Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand Bm A G The lasers fill our minds with empty plans D I never knew I was a techno fan D G D Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2 End on D Song 7: 1996 Capo 4 Verse 1: C G I had no cares in the 1990s Em D I knew of no downfalls C G Though war was breaking out all around me Em D My concerns were with prank calls C She kissed me on the cheek, she kissed me on the cheek G Em D Right in front of the older kids C G When our self belief, our self belief Em A Wasn't scarred by the modern itch A Cos now it feels like... Chorus: C G We kiss with one eye on our TV set Em G And the more I give the less I get C G Needing fairground rides just to spark a smile Em D There's little here to miss... C Bring back 1996 G Em Bring back 1996 D C So hard to beat those teenage kicks G Em D Bring back 1996 Verse 2: C G We were cloning sheep in the 1990's Em D We were building telescopes C G And sugar filled the whole of my body Em D As I urged it on to grow C I kissed her on the cheek, I kissed her on the cheek G Em D Just to impress the older kids C G When my self belief, my self belief Em A Wasn't lost in the modern glitch A Cos now it feels like... Chorus: C G We kiss with one eye on our TV set Em G And the more I give the less I get C G Needing fairground rides just to spark a smile Em D There's little here to miss... C Bring back 1996 G Em A Bring back 1996 Bridge: C G Stop talking, stop talking Em D I need a lover not a friend tonight C G I'm leaving, I'm leaving Em A I'm not cut out for the modern life Outro: C Em G Bm x4 C G Em D x3 Song 8: Walking Disasters Capo 1 G Am Em C She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor G Am But now she's always wasted Em C A total looker, but she's jaded G Am Em C The kind of shivering wreck that I adore G Am I can't offer you a rescue Em C But I can tell you what I'd do G Am I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly Em C And tell my father that I need him back again G Am And if these words wont drop from your lips Em C I will be your Freudian slip G Am And flowers might wilt when we walk past Em C And self-help might help when it makes us laugh Em Am Only finding questions in answers Em C You and I are just walking disasters (x3) G Am Em C She only finds her love in a downtown store G Am Consumption makes her stronger Em C You're the sweetest anaconda G Am Em C The kind of lack of respect that I adore G Am I cant offer you a rescue Em C But when you've lost all that you have left to lose G Am I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly Em C And tell my father that I need him back again G Am And if these words wont drop from your lips Em C I will be your Freudian slip G Am Em C As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel G Am Em C You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill G Am Em C And what we'll never want, we'll always need Em Am Em Right now we need some pop psychology C To keep us up-beat G Am So tell your mother that you love her dearly Em C And tell your father your won't lock him out again G Am And if these words wont drop from your lips Em C I will be your Freudian slip G Am And flowers might wilt when we walk past Em C And self-help might help when it makes us laugh G Am Only finding questions in answers Em C You and I are just walking disasters (x5) Song 9: Girls/Fast Cars No Capo Verse: F G We don't care for romance Dm C Romance or shooting stars F G Dm C They were last found together in 18th century memoirs F G We don't care for lovers Dm C If loving's all that they've got F G Dm There must be other hobbies if they want to keep the plot Pre-Chorus: C I'm a man of simple tastes, Bb No whiskey and caviar C And what I feel is what I say I'm not trying to be smart Chorus: F G Dm I like girls, girls and fast cars C Bb Dm You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart Verse: (again, better with power chords) (F not played) G Dm Em We don't care for new year, new year or fireworks F G Dm Em If all they represent is how to go from bad to worse F G Let's not feel disheartened Dm C There's no need to change the locks F G Dm We'll stick to what we know and what we know is not a lot. Pre-Chorus: C I'm a man of simple tastes Bb No chewing on fat cigars C And what I feel is what I say I'm not trying to be smart Chorus: F G Dm I like girls, girls and fast cars C It's cheap and it's pathetic, Bb Dm But you cant hate me just because F G Dm I like girls, girls and fast cars C Bb Dm You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart Pre-Chorus: C I'm a man of simple tastes, Bb No whiskey or caviar C And what I feel is what I say But don't overthink this next part; Chorus: F G Dm I like girls, girls and fast cars C It's cheap and it's pathetic, Bb Dm But you cant hate me just because F G Dm I like girls, girls and fast cars C Bb Dm You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart. Song 10: Schumacher The Champagne No Capo Intro: C G Am Em Em x2 Verse 1: G Am Em C A My teeth have never looked quite this yellow and my body never quite this fat G Am Em C A I'll pay well over the odds just to have some teenage abandoned back G Am Em C A I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of fate C Am But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down C D I just take my thoughts into the center of town Chorus: G E And Schumacher the Champagne Am C Whoever needed good cause to celebrate G F#m E Am C Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place Interlude: G Am Em Em 2x Verse 2: G Am Em C A We used to set ourselves on fire when chemistry was twice a week G Am Em C A And now I pay for it over a counter whilst they become fitness freaks G Am Em C A My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside C Am But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down C D I just take my thoughts into the center of town Chorus: G E And Schumacher the Champagne Am C Whoever needed good cause to celebrate G F#m E Am C Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place G F#m E Am Cm And Schumacher the Champagne never needed good cause to celebrate Am C Oh take me as I am Am C Oh take me as I am Am C Oh take me as I am or not at all G Am Em Em G Am Em Em G Am Em Em G Am Em C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all Song 11: Valentine No Capo F#m E D Remember when I found a broken branch A E Fm And shoved it through your bicycle spokes F#m E D And how remorse quickly took its stand A E When you hit the deck and broke your nose D C#m B You were always the emo type D C#m B Strained hair matched to a bitter tone D C#m B Well I don’t care much for fashion or socialites D E C#m The nihilists always get my vote D All she ever wanted was a little direction A B All she ever needed was a friend D All she ever made were the worst impressions A B All she ever did was offend D You’re the only one to fail my sex drive D Will you or won’t you, Valentine? A / E / D / F#m E D Remember when you laid me on my back A E Fm And performed to me my favourite song F#m E D And how I shivered upon its climax A E Fm And those lips still plague my thoughts ten years on D C#m B You were always the emo type D C#m B Strained hair matched to a bitter tone D C#m B Well I don’t care much for fashion or socialites D E C#m The nihilists always get my vote D All she ever wanted was a little direction A B All she ever needed was a friend D All she ever made were the worst impressions A B All she ever did was offend D You’re the only one to fail my sex drive D Will you or won’t you, Valentine? D All she ever wanted was a little direction A B Far away from this broken sea D And all I ever needed was some domination A B From a girl with low self esteem D I think we share the same blood type D A Will you or won’t you, Valentine?
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