Chords with lyrics
This Modern Glitch 2011 by The Wombats
Songs:
1.) Our Perfect Disease
2.) Tokyo (Vampires And Wolves)
3.) Jump Into The Fog
4.) Anti-D
5.) Last Night I Dreamt...
6.) Techno Fan
7.) 1996
8.) Walking Disasters
9.) Girls/Fast Cars
10.) Schumacher The Champagene
11.) Valentine
Song 1: Our Perfect Disease
No Capo
Verse 1:
F# minorF#m
We don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye,
A augmentedA 
B minorBm
my heartbeat's moaning and yours is making money
F# minorF#m
It's always a shock when old friends pass by,
A augmentedA B minorBm
but with you it's no death in the family
F# minorF#m
Let's not talk about hate when there's hell to pay
A augmentedA B minorBm
for my cowardness and your bad timing
F# minorF#m
We don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye,
A augmentedA B minorBm
and it's not through a lack of trying
Interlude:
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B minorBm
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B minorBm 
E MajorE
Chorus:
D MajorD
It was the perfect disease we had,
A augmentedA 
C#C#
something to argue and scream about
D MajorD
And you will see about contracting back,
A augmentedA C#C#
and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out
D MajorD
It was the perfect disease we had,
A augmentedA C#C# D MajorD
and it hits us like a painful fact
DmDm F# minorF#m
We all need someone to drive us mad
Post chorus:
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B minorBm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B minorBm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
Verse 2:
F# minorF#m
I didn't say it but you never were the honest type,
A augmentedA B minorBm
you tried to fabricate a bed-time story
F# minorF#m
And now I miss those games we had of Jekyll and Hyde,
A augmentedA B minorBm
ever since the day that we parted company
F# minorF#m
Don't send a helping hand I need a farrowing ram,
A augmentedA B minorBm
to feed the reasons that I miss you so sorely
F# minorF#m
I didn't say it but we never saw eye to eye,
A augmentedA B minorBm
now I can't bear it when equally is boring
Interlude:
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B minorBm
F# minorF#m A augmentedA C#C#
Chorus:
D MajorD
It was the perfect disease we had,
A augmentedA C#C#
something to argue and scream about
D MajorD
And you will see about contracting back,
A augmentedA C#C#
and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out
D MajorD
It was the perfect disease we had,
A augmentedA C#C# D MajorD
and it hits us like a painful fact
DmDm C#C# F# minorF#m
We all need someone to drive us mad
Post chorus:
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B minorBm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B minorBm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
Bridge:
F# minorF#m A augmentedA 
G+G
I need you in the TV, I need you on the train, I need you every single which way
F# minorF#m A augmentedA G+G
I need you in the mirrors, I need you in my bed, I need you to wreck my head
F# minorF#m A augmentedA G+G
I need you in the TV, I need you on the train, I need you just to stand in my way
F# minorF#m E MajorE
I need you in the mirrors, I need you in my bed
Chorus:
D MajorD
It was the perfect disease we had,
A augmentedA C#C#
something to argue and scream about
D MajorD
And you will see about contracting back,
A augmentedA C#C#
and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out
D MajorD
It was the perfect disease we had,
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
and it hits us like a painful fact
DmDm C#C# F# minorF#m
We all need someone to drive us mad
Song 2: Tokyo (Vampires And Wolves)
No Capo
Verse:
A minorAm 
C majorC DmDm
We're self imploding
DmDm 
E minorEm 
FF
Under the weight of your advice
FF A minorAm C majorC DmDm
I wear a suitcase
DmDm E minorEm FF
Under each one of my eyes
A minorAm C majorC DmDm
Finally
DmDm E minorEm FF
I know now what it takes
FF A minorAm C majorC DmDm G+G
It takes money and aeroplanes
Chorus:
DmDm A minorAm
If you love me let me go
A minorAm FF
Back to that bar in Tokyo
FF G+G A minorAm
Where the demons from my past
FF
Leave me in peace
DmDm A minorAm
I'll be animating every night
A minorAm FF
The grass will be greener on the other side
FF G+G A minorAm
And the Vampires and Wolves
FF
Won't sink their teeth
FF A minorAm C majorC DmDm
I'm sick of dancing with the beast
Interlude:
DmDm E minorEm FF
Verse:
A minorAm C majorC DmDm
Astrophysics
DmDm E minorEm FF
you'll never be my closest friend
A minorAm C majorC DmDm
I find no comfort
DmDm E minorEm FF
in what my mind can't comprehend
A minorAm C majorC DmDm
Finally
DmDm E minorEm FF
I know now what it takes
FF A minorAm C majorC DmDm G+G
It takes money and aeroplanes
Chorus:
DmDm A minorAm
If you love me let me go
A minorAm FF
Back to that bar in Tokyo
FF G+G A minorAm
Where the demons from my past
FF
Leave me in peace
DmDm A minorAm
I'll be animating every night
A minorAm FF
The grass will be greener on the other side
FF G+G A minorAm
And the Vampires and Wolves
FF
Won't sink their teeth
FF A minorAm
I'm sick of dancing with the beast
G+G A minorAm FF
No matter how much it needs me
G+G A minorAm FF
Go and follow someone else's lead
Chorus:
DmDm A minorAm
If you love me let me go
A minorAm FF
Back to that bar in Tokyo
FF G+G A minorAm
Where the demons from my past
FF
Leave me in peace
DmDm A minorAm
I'll be animating every night
A minorAm FF
The grass will be greener on the other side
FF G+G A minorAm
And the Vampires and Wolves
FF
Won't sink their teeth
FF A minorAm
I'm sick of dancing with the beast
Song 3: Jump Into The Fog
Capo 2
Verse 1:
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
What a great achievement it was to get a hotel room this late
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
I bet they charge by the hour here, the kind of place where you should bring your own UV ray
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
It's not a big problem with me, love, you don't look that hygienic anyway
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
I'm only here because I want to twist the structure of my average day
Chorus:
A augmentedA B minorBm
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
G+G B minorBm D MajorD
You know that we hit the ground upright
A augmentedA B minorBm
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
G+G B minorBm D MajorD
I just hope it's your bones that shatter not mine
A augmentedA B minorBm
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
G+G B minorBm D MajorD
You know that we hit the ground upright
A augmentedA B minorBm G+G B minorBm D MajorD
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
Verse 2:
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
What a great achievement it was, to find someone who shirks such little self-restraint
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
I'm a non believer but I believe in these dirty little wicked games
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
Snakes and ladders abandoned here love, the climb's too rough to slide back down again
A augmentedA B minorBm D MajorD
I'm only here because I feel the day deserves a truly sordid end
Chorus:
A augmentedA B minorBm
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
G+G B minorBm D MajorD
You know that we hit the ground upright
A augmentedA B minorBm
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
G+G B minorBm D MajorD
I just hope it's your brains that splatter not mine
A augmentedA B minorBm
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
G+G B minorBm D MajorD
You know that we hit the ground upright
A augmentedA B minorBm G+G B minorBm D MajorD
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
Bridge:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD F# minorF#m
I've made some bad decisions, I'll admit that freely
E minorEm G+G D MajorD F# minorF#m (
F minorFm)
It's just that life tastes sweeter when it's wrapped in debauchery
E minorEm G+G
So drop your map, drop your plans, drop that five-step program
D MajorD F# minorF#m
Because there's not an ounce of faith in this leap
E MajorE G+G D MajorD
It's clear you feel nothing so jump into the fog with me
Jump in, jump in, jump in
Song 4: Anti-D
No Capo
Intro:
C majorC FF A minorAm FF
Chorus:
C majorC FF A minorAm FF C majorC FF A minorAm
Please allow me to be your anti-depressant
FF C majorC FF A minorAm FF C majorC FF A minorAm FF
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Verse:
C majorC A minorAm
We kick back and let the pills do the talking
C majorC A minorAm
People hear a distinct rattle when we're walking
C majorC D MajorD FF
Then there's the extra two stone that's our only guarantee
C majorC A minorAm
Our vivid dreams are just like big production movies
C majorC A minorAm
They get entangled well within our daily routines
C majorC D MajorD FF
So please re-think or use my trademark strategy
Chorus:
C majorC FF A minorAm FF C majorC FF A minorAm
And please allow me to be your anti-depressant
FF C majorC FF A minorAm FF C majorC FF A minorAm FF
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Post-Chorus:
C majorC FF A minorAm FF
aaa aaa...
Verse:
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G
It's hard to smile when you're as flattened as a pancake
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G
The only tears come from our heads when we concentrate
C majorC D MajorD FF
Perhaps I'm being unjust or perhaps you agree
DmDm FF
Still I've thrown away my citalopram
A minorAm FF
I needed more than what was in those 40 milligrams
DmDm FF
So cast away with the doctor's plans
Chorus:
C majorC FF A minorAm FF C majorC FF A minorAm
Please allow me to be your anti-depressant
FF C majorC FF A minorAm FF C majorC FF A minorAm FF
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Interlude:
C majorC FF A minorAm FF
na na na na... aaa...
Outro:
DmDm FF
Still I've thrown away my citalopram
A minorAm FF
Although I felt as grim as the reaper man
DmDm FF
So cast away with the doctor's plans
C majorC FF A minorAm FF C majorC
Like me
Song 5: Last Night I Dreamt...
No Capo
Intro:
C majorC A minorAm FF F minorFm x2
Verse:
C majorC
I'm a good friend and an excellent lover
A minorAm FF
I can fool myself just like no other person can
F minorFm
I'm turning into a twisted man
C majorC
I haven't got any time for selfless deeds
A minorAm
What I do for you is indirectly for me
FF F minorFm
I'm a stubborn boy, there's nothing here that you can break or destroy
Pre-Chorus:
FF
Then as I count sheep in my bed
G#G#
A augmentedA train of worry bullets through my head
Chorus:
C majorC FF
Last night I dreamt I died alone
A minorAm //A 
BB C majorC BB on bass
Through all my talk of self-defeat
G#G# G+G
A augmentedA fearful bomb ticks underneath
C majorC FF
Last night I dreamt I died alone
A minorAm //A BB C majorC BB on bass
From now I'll curb the cynical speaking
G#G# G+G
It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me
Interlude:
Verse:
C majorC
Someone once said I don't have any feelings
A minorAm
Well I think that emotions can be misleading
FF
And thinking back
F minorFm
I might have nailed the coffin shut with that
C majorC
As I tend to cry in a room full of laughter
A minorAm
Is the cheese finally sliding off of it's cracker?
FF F minorFm
I don't know I'll just prepare myself to let it go
Pre-Chorus:
FF
As I count sheep in my bed
G#G#
A augmentedA train of worry bullets through my head
Chorus:
C majorC FF
Last night I dreamt I died alone
A minorAm //A BB C majorC BB on bass
Through all my talk of self-defeat
G#G# G+G
A augmentedA fearful bomb ticks underneath
C majorC FF
Last night I dreamt I died alone
A minorAm //A BB C majorC BB on bass
From now I'll curb the cynical speaking
G#G# G+G FF
It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me
G#G# G+G FF
It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me
G#G# G+G FF F minorFm
It seems that dream has sent the biggest chill through me
C majorC FF
Last night I dreamt I died alone
A minorAm Am/B
And apart from when I lost my virginity
C majorC G+G G#G# G+G
I've never been know to frighten easily
Song 6: Techno Fan
No Capo
D MajorD
East London's not a bomb site
G+G
It is a treasure chest
D MajorD
We use our penguin costumes
G+G
More than our evening dress
D MajorD
She said I should come over
G+G
Though the music's not my type
D MajorD
Don't you know I'd chop a limb off
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Just to have a good time
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
The lasers fill our minds with empty plans
D MajorD
I never knew I was a techno fan
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2
D MajorD
This is not a weird weekend
G+G
It's an angry wormhole
D MajorD
I'm talking like a city boy
G+G
And drinking with a northern soul
D MajorD
She said I should come over
G+G
Though it's carnage at times
D MajorD
It still seems I'd chop a limb off
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Before I put up a fight
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
The lasers fill our minds with empty plans
G+G
I never knew I was a techno
E minorEm
We are the 1980s
G+G
We are the Detroit lights
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
And I never wanna, I never wanna see this stop
E minorEm
I'm in debt to you
G minorGm
But don't feed me plant food
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
I didn't spend 20 sheets and not cut a shape
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
The lasers fill our minds with empty plans
D MajorD
I never knew I was a techno fan
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2
End on D MajorD
East London's not a bomb site
G+G
It is a treasure chest
D MajorD
We use our penguin costumes
G+G
More than our evening dress
D MajorD
She said I should come over
G+G
Though the music's not my type
D MajorD
Don't you know I'd chop a limb off
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Just to have a good time
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
The lasers fill our minds with empty plans
D MajorD
I never knew I was a techno fan
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2
D MajorD
This is not a weird weekend
G+G
It's an angry wormhole
D MajorD
I'm talking like a city boy
G+G
And drinking with a northern soul
D MajorD
She said I should come over
G+G
Though it's carnage at times
D MajorD
It still seems I'd chop a limb off
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Before I put up a fight
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
I didn't queue for an hour to leave straight away
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
The lasers fill our minds with empty plans
G+G
I never knew I was a techno
E minorEm
We are the 1980s
G+G
We are the Detroit lights
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
And I never wanna, I never wanna see this stop
E minorEm
I'm in debt to you
G minorGm
But don't feed me plant food
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my face
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
I didn't spend 20 sheets and not cut a shape
D MajorD G+G
Shut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my hand
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
The lasers fill our minds with empty plans
D MajorD
I never knew I was a techno fan
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Wuuuuuuuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu X2
End on D MajorD
Song 7: 1996
Capo 4
Verse 1:
C majorC G+G
I had no cares in the 1990s
E minorEm D MajorD
I knew of no downfalls
C majorC G+G
Though war was breaking out all around me
E minorEm D MajorD
My concerns were with prank calls
C majorC
She kissed me on the cheek, she kissed me on the cheek
G+G E minorEm D MajorD
Right in front of the older kids
C majorC G+G
When our self belief, our self belief
E minorEm A augmentedA
Wasn't scarred by the modern itch
A augmentedA
Cos now it feels like...
Chorus:
C majorC G+G
We kiss with one eye on our TV set
E minorEm G+G
And the more I give the less I get
C majorC G+G
Needing fairground rides just to spark a smile
E minorEm D MajorD
There's little here to miss...
C majorC
Bring back 1996
G+G E minorEm
Bring back 1996
D MajorD C majorC
So hard to beat those teenage kicks
G+G E minorEm D MajorD
Bring back 1996
Verse 2:
C majorC G+G
We were cloning sheep in the 1990's
E minorEm D MajorD
We were building telescopes
C majorC G+G
And sugar filled the whole of my body
E minorEm D MajorD
As I urged it on to grow
C majorC
I kissed her on the cheek, I kissed her on the cheek
G+G E minorEm D MajorD
Just to impress the older kids
C majorC G+G
When my self belief, my self belief
E minorEm A augmentedA
Wasn't lost in the modern glitch
A augmentedA
Cos now it feels like...
Chorus:
C majorC G+G
We kiss with one eye on our TV set
E minorEm G+G
And the more I give the less I get
C majorC G+G
Needing fairground rides just to spark a smile
E minorEm D MajorD
There's little here to miss...
C majorC
Bring back 1996
G+G E minorEm A augmentedA
Bring back 1996
Bridge:
C majorC G+G
Stop talking, stop talking
E minorEm D MajorD
I need a lover not a friend tonight
C majorC G+G
I'm leaving, I'm leaving
E minorEm A augmentedA
I'm not cut out for the modern life
Outro:
C majorC E minorEm G+G B minorBm x4
C majorC G+G E minorEm D MajorD x3
Song 8: Walking Disasters
Capo 1
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC
She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor
G+G A minorAm
But now she's always wasted
E minorEm C majorC
A augmentedA total looker, but she's jaded
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC
The kind of shivering wreck that I adore
G+G A minorAm
I can't offer you a rescue
E minorEm C majorC
But I can tell you what I'd do
G+G A minorAm
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
E minorEm C majorC
And tell my father that I need him back again
G+G A minorAm
And if these words wont drop from your lips
E minorEm C majorC
I will be your Freudian slip
G+G A minorAm
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
E minorEm C majorC
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
E minorEm A minorAm
Only finding questions in answers
E minorEm C majorC
You and I are just walking disasters (x3)
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC
She only finds her love in a downtown store
G+G A minorAm
Consumption makes her stronger
E minorEm C majorC
You're the sweetest anaconda
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC
The kind of lack of respect that I adore
G+G A minorAm
I cant offer you a rescue
E minorEm C majorC
But when you've lost all that you have left to lose
G+G A minorAm
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
E minorEm C majorC
And tell my father that I need him back again
G+G A minorAm
And if these words wont drop from your lips
E minorEm C majorC
I will be your Freudian slip
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC
As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC
You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC
And what we'll never want, we'll always need
E minorEm A minorAm E minorEm
Right now we need some pop psychology
C majorC
To keep us up-beat
G+G A minorAm
So tell your mother that you love her dearly
E minorEm C majorC
And tell your father your won't lock him out again
G+G A minorAm
And if these words wont drop from your lips
E minorEm C majorC
I will be your Freudian slip
G+G A minorAm
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
E minorEm C majorC
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
G+G A minorAm
Only finding questions in answers
E minorEm C majorC
You and I are just walking disasters (x5)
Song 9: Girls/Fast Cars
No Capo
Verse:
FF G+G
We don't care for romance
DmDm C majorC
Romance or shooting stars
FF G+G DmDm C majorC
They were last found together in 18th century memoirs
FF G+G
We don't care for lovers
DmDm C majorC
If loving's all that they've got
FF G+G DmDm
There must be other hobbies if they want to keep the plot
Pre-Chorus:
C majorC
I'm a man of simple tastes,
Bb majorBb
No whiskey and caviar
C majorC
And what I feel is what I say
I'm not trying to be smart
Chorus:
FF G+G DmDm
I like girls, girls and fast cars
C majorC Bb majorBb DmDm
You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart
Verse: (again, better with power chords)
(FF not played) G+G DmDm E minorEm
We don't care for new year, new year or fireworks
FF G+G DmDm E minorEm
If all they represent is how to go from bad to worse
FF G+G
Let's not feel disheartened
DmDm C majorC
There's no need to change the locks
FF G+G DmDm
We'll stick to what we know and what we know is not a lot.
Pre-Chorus:
C majorC
I'm a man of simple tastes
Bb majorBb
No chewing on fat cigars
C majorC
And what I feel is what I say
I'm not trying to be smart
Chorus:
FF G+G DmDm
I like girls, girls and fast cars
C majorC
It's cheap and it's pathetic,
Bb majorBb DmDm
But you cant hate me just because
FF G+G DmDm
I like girls, girls and fast cars
C majorC Bb majorBb DmDm
You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart
Pre-Chorus:
C majorC
I'm a man of simple tastes,
Bb majorBb
No whiskey or caviar
C majorC
And what I feel is what I say
But don't overthink this next part;
Chorus:
FF G+G DmDm
I like girls, girls and fast cars
C majorC
It's cheap and it's pathetic,
Bb majorBb DmDm
But you cant hate me just because
FF G+G DmDm
I like girls, girls and fast cars
C majorC Bb majorBb DmDm
You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart.
Song 10: Schumacher The Champagne
No Capo
Intro:
C majorC
G+G A minorAm E minorEm Em x2
Verse 1:
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC A augmentedA
My teeth have never looked quite this yellow and my body never quite this fat
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC A augmentedA
I'll pay well over the odds just to have some teenage abandoned back
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC A augmentedA
I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of fate
C majorC A minorAm
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
C majorC D MajorD
I just take my thoughts into the center of town
Chorus:
G+G E MajorE
And Schumacher the Champagne
A minorAm C majorC
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
G+G F# minorF#m E MajorE A minorAm C majorC
Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place
Interlude:
G+G A minorAm E minorEm Em 2x
Verse 2:
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC A augmentedA
We used to set ourselves on fire when chemistry was twice a week
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC A augmentedA
And now I pay for it over a counter whilst they become fitness freaks
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC A augmentedA
My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside
C majorC A minorAm
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
C majorC D MajorD
I just take my thoughts into the center of town
Chorus:
G+G E MajorE
And Schumacher the Champagne
A minorAm C majorC
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
G+G F# minorF#m E MajorE A minorAm C majorC
Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place
G+G F# minorF#m E MajorE A minorAm 
C minorCm
And Schumacher the Champagne never needed good cause to celebrate
A minorAm C majorC
Oh take me as I am
A minorAm C majorC
Oh take me as I am
A minorAm C majorC
Oh take me as I am or not at all
G+G A minorAm E minorEm Em
G+G A minorAm E minorEm Em
G+G A minorAm E minorEm Em
G+G A minorAm E minorEm C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
Or not at all
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
Or not at all
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
Or not at all
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
Or not at all
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
Or not at all
Song 11: Valentine
No Capo
F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD
Remember when I found a broken branch
A augmentedA E MajorE F minorFm
And shoved it through your bicycle spokes
F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD
And how remorse quickly took its stand
A augmentedA E MajorE
When you hit the deck and broke your nose
D MajorD 
C# minorC#m BB
You were always the emo type
D MajorD C# minorC#m BB
Strained hair matched to a bitter tone
D MajorD C# minorC#m BB
Well I don’t care much for fashion or socialites
D MajorD E MajorE C# minorC#m
The nihilists always get my vote
D MajorD
All she ever wanted was a little direction
A augmentedA BB
All she ever needed was a friend
D MajorD
All she ever made were the worst impressions
A augmentedA BB
All she ever did was offend
D MajorD
You’re the only one to fail my sex drive
D MajorD
Will you or won’t you, Valentine?
A augmentedA / E MajorE / D MajorD /
F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD
Remember when you laid me on my back
A augmentedA E MajorE F minorFm
And performed to me my favourite song
F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD
And how I shivered upon its climax
A augmentedA E MajorE F minorFm
And those lips still plague my thoughts ten years on
D MajorD C# minorC#m BB
You were always the emo type
D MajorD C# minorC#m BB
Strained hair matched to a bitter tone
D MajorD C# minorC#m BB
Well I don’t care much for fashion or socialites
D MajorD E MajorE C# minorC#m
The nihilists always get my vote
D MajorD
All she ever wanted was a little direction
A augmentedA BB
All she ever needed was a friend
D MajorD
All she ever made were the worst impressions
A augmentedA BB
All she ever did was offend
D MajorD
You’re the only one to fail my sex drive
D MajorD
Will you or won’t you, Valentine?
D MajorD
All she ever wanted was a little direction
A augmentedA BB
Far away from this broken sea
D MajorD
And all I ever needed was some domination
A augmentedA BB
From a girl with low self esteem
D MajorD
I think we share the same blood type
D MajorD A augmentedA
Will you or won’t you, Valentine?
