Chords with lyrics
Intro:
G+G
G MajorG G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
G+G G MajorG C majorC FF
Verse 1:
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
G+G C majorC FF
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
G+G C majorC FF
I'm tactically positioning here because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
Instrumental 1:
G+G G MajorG C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
G+G G MajorG C majorC FF
A minorAm G+G
Verse 2:
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
G+G C majorC FF
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
G+G C majorC FF
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of
Instrumental 2:
G+G G MajorG C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
Oh oh oh oh
G+G G MajorG C majorC FF
Oh oh oh oh
Chorus:
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G+G C* A#* A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
Verse 3:
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
G+G C majorC FF
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (He's pissed!)
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
G+G C majorC FF
I can't remember exactly what I said but I remember being chased up the street!
Instrumental 3:
G+G G MajorG C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
Oh oh oh oh
G+G G MajorG C majorC FF
Oh oh oh oh
C majorC FF C majorC FF
Oh oh oh oh
Chorus:
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G+G C* A#* A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
G+G C majorC A#A# A augmentedA
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!